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Roster [X] Goblin

"...so this goblin walks into the bar alright? In less than a minute he has groped a waitress, spit on a patron, insulted the bartender's mother, and hurled disgusting profanities on anyone even looking at him. Needless to say, most of the guests that evening wanted to rip that little twerp in half, and the goblin doesn't even flinch when he's surrounded by at least fifteen able men, some with various sharp or blunt implements suddenly appearing in their hands.

So I stand up from behind my table since I can't see what's going on as they close in on him, when I hear a whistle blow from the outside. All heads turn to the entryway, including mine. A second later, the front door is no more, as well as a major portion of the wall it belonged to. I throw myself on the ground and hide in a corner, and I hear that there's now a big fight going on. There's this enormous troll throwing people around, and the goblin that started it all is standing on the bar, shouting orders to the myriad of goblins milling about. Soon I can't see any of the men still standing, and the gang of goblins cheers and runs off.

I still wonder what they were doing in our small town, but they were gone the same night as the bar fight. Where ever they were going, I sure don't hope they take the same way back again."


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"give me hint after the game that I shoot myself" - Coach Snowbirrd of Fast, Furious and Fleecy
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lakrits
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
2
Bismarck
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   15 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 80k
(80)k
  
3
Graf Spee
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   17 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 60k
(50)k
  
4
Gneisenau
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
 n 16 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 80k
(67)k
  
5
Jihad
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   17 0 2 0 3 0 12/16 60k
(50)k
  
6
Nobbla Blackwart
Chainsaw
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Frenzy, Right Stuff, Star
   0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 80k
(100)k
  
7
Darth Kill
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   17 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(25)k
  
8
Colonel Destructo
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Side Step
   15 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 80k
(80)k
  
9
Banjo
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
10
Barny
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet
   17 5 4 0 0 1 22/31 100k
(115)k
  
11
Balkenkreuz II
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   15 0 0 0 0 4 20/31 80k
(80)k
  
12
Garnet
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   16 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(25)k
  
14
Messerschmidt
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Diving Tackle
 n 9 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 80k
(67)k
  
15
Korvtrollet
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle
   17 0 0 0 14 0 28/31 160k
(118)k
  
16
Klosso
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle
   17 0 0 0 10 2 30/31 160k
(118)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Stuka Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (5/2/10) |TD Diff:-4 (23 - 27) |Cas Diff:-9 (15/15/3 - 23/11/8)
Last Opponent: Golden Winners