TEAM BIO

*** Did you know...
Pie Week is celebrated between the 1st-8th days of Erntezeit? This Halfling celebration is rapidly becoming a secular holiday throughout the entire Empire, as everyone gets swept up in the idea of eating delicious pies.

*** Did you know...
That some Halflings are naturally brave?

However, if it's brave Halflings you are looking for you have, unfortunately, come to the wrong place. The Lords of the Harvest as they call themselves are immature, young, Halflings who are ever willing to charge head-long into the fray, but can they be called brave? Methinks not, 'stupid' would be nearer the mark.

These young bucks, having heard such tales as ‘The Golden Boots of Tinkle Witherson’ and ‘Gumblewort’s Big Blood Bowl Adventure', aspire to become like those famed Halfling Blood Bowl heroes. They will do anything, anything, to become a glorious hero. The lure of fame and feasts is more alluring than a Slaanesh after-party! Thus, off they go to Blood Bowl and eat, usually followed by either a swift death or in the best-case scenario, mild indigestion.

Before each game the Lords whip their comrades into a frenzy, often resulting in chaos on both sides. Any fluids spilled on the pitch are as likely to be sweet and sour sauce as blood, but this endears them to the fans who throng into the stadium week-in and week-out to eat, drink and watch the ‘Black and Gold’ come out fighting.

Note: Henceforth, let it be known that Lords of the Harvest will stand shoulder-to-shoulder (we'll stand some guys on shoulders if necessary) with our human brethren, in the unending fight against the filth and taint of Chaos! Let it be said that nothing keeps a halfling away from its sticky buns! Good day to you, Sir!

I said, good day to you, Sir!