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Borak's Beauties
Retired [L] Black Ark

The burning question on the lips of all right-thinking Blood Bowl fans is: "How on earth was Lord Borak the Despoiler persuaded to come out of retirement to coach this shower?".

The answer is surprisingly simple - Lord Borak has deep and natural sympathy for those who are born with a helmet fused to their head.

The Blockers are made up of the above-mentioned unfortunates. They are just happy to have finally found someone who loves them.

The Blitzers are made up of those too hot-headed and impetuous for normal Elvish life. "Death before Glory!" is their motto, alas often too true.

The Throwers, it is rumoured, are made up of escaped Wood Elves (perhaps they failed the entrance test to their local Blood Bowl academy). They go to great pains to hide their names and origins from the rest of the ship's company.

The Linemen are made up of the riff-raff, rabble and ne'er-do-wells of Elven society. Perhaps they were spotted failing to hug a tree every 40 minutes, perhaps they belched in court, perhaps they secretly decided that rabid feminism was not their cup of tea. Now liberated, a more carefree and happy crew is hard to find.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beauty is Only Neck Deep
Kraken Helm
6 3 4 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Borak is My Best Buddy
Kraken Helm
6 3 4 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
I Have to Breathe Through This
Kraken Helm
6 3 4 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
5
Wreckless Wrodger
Dreadblade
7 3 4 7
Juggernaut, Nerves Of Steel
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
6
Fool Hardy Once
Dreadblade
7 3 4 7
Juggernaut, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge
   1 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
7
Silky is My Middle Name
Doom Reaver
7 2 4 7
Pass
 -st, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(0)k
  
9
Carefree Clive
Black Ark Corsair
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Happy Hank
Black Ark Corsair
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Jaunty John
Black Ark Corsair
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Jolly Roger
Black Ark Corsair
7 3 4 7   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Nicholas Darkshield
Journeyman Black Ark Corsair
7 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Trey Weaksnake
Journeyman Black Ark Corsair
7 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Black Ark Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 980k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1060k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-2 (1/0/0 - 1/1/1)
Last Opponent: [SL] Kurosawa Killers