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John Molson School of Bruising
P [L] Nurgle

Season 39


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
10 (5/3/2)(4/0/1)(1/3/1)(0/0/0)4 (13 - 9)12 (20/9/1 - 9/4/5)530K152
Top Players
Stinky Henderson
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (83)
Most cas (11)
Most spp (22)
Putrid Ewing
Pestigor
Active

Most comp (3)
Most rush (171)
Most td (5)

Season 38


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
10 (3/2/5)(3/1/3)(0/1/2)(0/1/0)-3 (11 - 14)23 (16/13/8 - 5/4/5)450K162
Top Players
Michael Slay-Han
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (80)
Most turns (163)
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most cas (10)
Carlton Fist
Pestigor
Active

Most cas (10)
Stinky Henderson
Bloater
Active

Most mvp (6)
Most spp (36)
Terrell O'Wench
Pestigor
Active

Most td (6)

Season 37


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
11 (5/3/3)(4/1/2)(1/2/1)(0/0/2)4 (11 - 7)9 (21/10/1 - 11/9/3)610K153
Top Players
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (103)
Most cas (9)
Putrid Ewing
Pestigor
Active

Most comp (2)
Most mvp (2)
Most td (5)
Most spp (27)

Season 36


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
11 (7/2/2)(4/2/1)(3/0/1)(1/1/0)8 (15 - 7)12 (25/9/0 - 8/11/3)540K170
Top Players
Michael Slay-Han
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (100)
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most cas (10)
Kill'em Winslow
Pestigor
Dead

Most comp (2)
Most mvp (3)
Most rush (180)
Most td (7)
Most spp (42)

Season 35


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
11 (6/3/2)(4/2/1)(2/1/1)(0/0/0)5 (15 - 10)10 (16/7/6 - 5/8/6)510K162
Top Players
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (95)
Most cas (4)
Most mvp (2)
Most turns (170)
Michael Slay-Han
Bloater
Active

Most cas (4)
Most mvp (2)
Most turns (170)
Blade Divac
Pestigor
Dead

Most cas (4)
Pavel Bury
Pestigor
Dead

Most mvp (2)
Most td (7)
Most spp (32)

About the Program


MONTREAL, QC, CANADA — The John Molson School of Bruising enters the NCBB promising to bring the stench of their program to all competitors. The school is named after John Molson, a generous donator who made his fortune as the founder of America's oldest beer brewery.

Originally JMSB was all about business, but over time the program was taken over by Blood Bowl fanatics who subverted all their research to brew the foulest players in order to dominate the game. They recruit seemingly normal violent criminals and feed them a special brew of Molson Export to develop their foul appearance and distrubing presence on the pitch. Their blitzers have their heads implanted with beer bottles that serve as horns. The basic players are made from custodial staff or random hobos to serve as punching bags for the other teams.

Reports have also hinted the program has been working tirelessly to create the ultimate player, one that will obliterate all opposition. No one has seen this player yet and only anonymous informers have dared speak word of this obscure research project. It is simply referred to as The Beast. Scary stuff.

While the program has never shined in ball handling, their brewers have some recipes that can create a wide array of useful mutations for their developing players. Chances are they will simply make them as deadly as can be and snatch the ball from the grip of a dead opponent.

When playing against the JMSB, the generous Molson Brewery sponsors opposing apothecaries with a special brew to treat injured players. Mysteriously, there have been reports of some opposing players being transformed and switching sides, but no conclusive evidence of wrongdoing has been found so far. The pundits, paid by the lucrative Molson advertising deals, have concluded the players just want to be on a winning team.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Claw, Mighty Blow, Guard
  25 0 0 0 16 7 67/76 190k
(110+80)k
 
2
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
  11 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
3
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
4
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
5
Pestigor
5 3 5 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+AG, Block, +AG, Tackle
-ma 33 9 14 0 1 2 63/76 200k
(80+120)k
 
6
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
  4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
7
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
9
Rotter
4 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
-ma 16 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  14 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  13 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Rotter
5 3 2 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
-ag, m 11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
 
16
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Stand Firm, Juggernaut
  30 0 0 0 13 2 36/51 200k
(140+60)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Uber Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:54 (26/13/15) |TD Diff:15 (65 - 50) |Cas Diff:62 (98/49/16 - 41/37/23)
Last Opponent: [2016] Normandale CUC