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LamBBall
Retired [L] Halfling

This team was the top league team in season 3 of the throne of blood.(nowhere near as high scoring as the top teams from other parts, but hey, small steps)
Pioneers in meat sandwiches, these halflings have set out to sample a taste of every meat they can in sandwiches.
Meats tried
-Halfling(2)
Halfling meat is quite fatty with a large amount of gristle, however, years of alcoholism and eating fine foods have left the little flings quite tasty. overall a solid 7/10 meat. halflings are also wuite plump so they were able to make a casserole out of the 2 dead so far
-Elf
-- Union(1)
A rather tasty meat, these elves are quite well fed and it was noted how similar to a lean beef this tasted, not enough bodies to try much more than a few sammiches though. solid 9/10so far though
NOTE- Arie made a really nice set of sammiches, but we all knew Keegan was a good cook anyways.
--Dark(2)
A very lean and stringy meat, hard to swallow without chewing for what feels like hours, not a favourite but the team agreed it was definitely better than no food. 4/10 so far for the dark elves
-- Wood(1)
A lean meat with a little bit of gristle on, Keegan decided that his kill looked like it would make a nice sausage, and thus made kabanos with this kill. the next step was to put it in some buns and eat it like hot dogs, after all- with a little bit of mustard anything is possible. overall the team gave it a solid 8/10
-Goblin(6)
An absolutely disgusting meat, barely stomachable due to it's horrid flavour and lack of any substance but gristle and cartilage. not recommended for packed lunches, however they were able to boil down the goblins to make a rather decent stew, but that is halflings for you, always making a good meal no matter the ingredients. this meat was a 2/10
-Dwarf
--Chaos
Chaos dwarf had a funny flavour and was really tough, it seemed more like a meat for a starving people to survive on effectively rather than any kind of snack, despite the undoubted high levels of protein. the team gave this one a 3/10 because honestly, it was awful but not as bad as goblins.
CHAOS- GENERIC
beastman flesh is not too dissimilar to regular beef, but it is a bit stringy in odd places, would rate 7/10 from the lads
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Messiah Baradeer
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Grab, +MA
   29 0 0 0 10 6 50/ 190k
(120+70)k
  
2
Emmett Philadona
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Grab, Break Tackle, Multiple Block
   28 0 0 0 14 6 58/ 200k
(120+80)k
  
3
Mark Nader
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 5
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Leap, Sure Feet, Side Step, Sure Hands
 -av, m 27 2 7 0 0 8 63/ 140k
(0)k
  
4
Jace Chani
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Bradley Shabel
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   29 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Dawson Inlan
Halfling Hefty
4 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
 -ma 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Lucas Zio
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   28 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Karson Alenthe
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Gabriel Jinx
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Conner Amok
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Keegan Vlad
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Side Step, Diving Tackle
 -av 28 0 1 0 7 3 32/ 100k
(30+70)k
  
12
Myles Fabienne
Halfling Hopeful
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -st 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Tucker Grumedan
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Jonathan Relo
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Kyler Paeld
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Lincoln Hisle
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: XpherAndTheAxes Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1110k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 520k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1250k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:29 (1/6/22) |TD Diff:-43 (21 - 64) |Cas Diff:-40 (25/14/12 - 76/11/4)
Last Opponent: Adamantite Avengers