A brutalist poet. Yes, brutalism is an architectural movement. No, there has never been a parallel movement in poetry.

Miriam fancies herself the premier author of poetry about Sigmar. She self-publishes tomes of odes and sonnets to her idol, and believes he speaks to her via her play on the Blood Bowl pitch.

After 5 matches Miriam learned how to Guard her teammates. After her 6th match, voted MVP for the second match in a row, she learned how to Stand Firm in Sigmar's light on the pitch.

Trust fund? VVV has five of 'em! And yet he'll always ask you for a smoke because he's conveniently forgotten his in the pocket of his other jacket. Still, can write a decent verse for all his other shortcomings. As is to be expected of the layabout riche didn't manage a single SPP in any of his first 5 games (and even took a holiday for a match!).

Vi finally got involved in game 6, and got himself voted MVP (or his mother paid to have him voted MVP).

The team's resident slam poet champion, Kyler knows just when to drop the most devastating blow.

Kyler learned how to make his drops even more intense after fans voted him MVP in game 2.

The slant rhyme queen, GiGi Calcompton voiced the unspeakable and gave spark to the team's creation. She can now be heard muttering and chanting at the start of each drive, looking for the next intonation that will obliterate her opponents.

Hired after game 2's shocking loss to bring some much-needed touchdown firepower to the team, Titus Beaknose hails from the long, illustrious Beaknose family... oh, wait. Nope. Not related to them at all, actually. Just the son of Mayor Beaknose. Specializes in pastoral poetry. Voted MVP in a match where he did absolutely nothing of note due to his familial ties, but did practice hard to learn to Block better after this honor.

Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Album: Black Wooden Ceiling Opening
Favorite Animal: just bones

Ezra takes the "starving artist" mantra extremely literally, and can often be found panhandling around the university, trying to trade love poems for a spare copper.

While Conner's poetry is average at best, he knows all of the shady hookups that can procure items for his teammate's more... esoteric tastes. His cousin Chet is particularly infamous for being able to secure just about anything a discerning palate might want to indulge in, though the results aren't always what you'd expect.

If you ever find yourself fallen on the pitch, you'll inevitably roll over to see the Heel standing over you, a glint in her fist and Dr. Seuss rhymes about balls, cats, and red dogs falling from her lips before you wake up a second time in the hospital.

Was responsible for an MNG on a Blood Naga Blood Guard as well as badly hurting one of the Blood Naga themselves during match 6.

In match 7 had a keen eye for Eooghaann, a key player on the Gáe Bulg Marauders as their only guard. She managed to badly hurt him with a foul early in the first half, and then KO him with another (after the apo brought him back) in the second. She also caught an amazing pass in a tacklezone with thoughts of scoring in that match, but was tripped up by Keevaaa.