In his spare time Puppy Drowner like torturing and maiming, he is also an experrt in corpse mutilation. Get him while he's avaliable ladies!

Bunny Squisher inspires so much fear in the opposition that whole teams have been known to fall over themselves in an effort to get away.

Rumoured to have been given a new secret weapon by the college of magic that penetrates even the thickest orkish armour Bunny Squisher is adept at incapacitating his opponents before scoring the all important touchdown.

As well as squishing bunnies he enjoys throat slicing and putting rusty spikes on the announcers chairs.

Kitten Chucker is the star thrower of the Lovers with his trademark long bomb (even when its not necessary) is responsible for the Lovers tactical superiority.


Its not hard to see why Kitten Chucker is a favourite of the team, fans and condemed prisoners alike!

Pulls Heads off Parrots is the cool unflappable winger always on the up. His uncanny ability to detatch from his surroundings Had lead to many a touchdown over the season.

He enjoys the blood of young maidens, greed and scaring old ladies

Sets Horses on Fire lives up to his name with his cold execution of offensive plays no one is safe from his blitzes, even the crowd as some oposing fans have found to their cost while lying under the body of one of their teams linemen!

Sets Horses on Fire managed to pilfer some Munchkin(tm) Steroids on a day trip to the Waddling Warriors home stadium much to the dismay of coach Mezir who was planning to create a team of dwarven monsters. But we like our blitzer better dont we? Yeees precious.

He enjoys baby throwing, blood and a good masssacre.

Enjoys Veal tends to get slightly confused on the pitch. Left half starved by her evil coach she has resorted to eating the opposing players while on the pitch, leading to some of the opposition diving off the sidelines to take their chances with the crowd!!!

Bullfights with a chainsaw or 'The Blur' as the fans like to call him has excelled on the pitch. His legendary agility means he is usually found casually slipping into cages and throwing the ball out, prompting shocked and enraged responses from opposing fans and accusations of illegal drug use.

Its not clear where this ablity came from but it seems likely that practacing starting his chainsaw for the favourite dark elf game of 'cut the bull in half' has given him these lightning fast reflexes.