Kesmon stands out from the crowd not only because of their overwhelming girth, but their rapidity. Always up for a fight, Kesmon is often to be heard shouting "NOUGHT TO SIXTY IN THREE", whatever that means. They're quite happy to take a beating in place of their more fragile elven teammates.

Altron is a lithe and skinny elf with no taste for the brawling of blood bowl, and is more than happy to watch from the safety of a side bench with a mug of warm green tea until he's called on to the pitch. While he might not have the most played turns, those that he's present for are usually crucial.