I drop out when rolls dont go my way has proved to be completely unstoppable in his ability to move the ball forward and removing it from the other team. Has set up far more touchdowns than his experience shows with his insane leaps and blitzes.

Proudest moment: Repeatedly knocking over a Strength 6 Beast of Nurgle. Now that takes skills!

a real hit with the ladies too...

I love quoting the rules has proved to be the most valuble player on the team. Her success in the opening games gave her a few of the well earned MVPs and she continues to wow the fans with endless long bombs into the waiting arms of a team mate.

Possibly the biggest threat on the team.

The result of a bad experiment with 'Chaos own brand PCP' The chance of that happening is: just dosent seem to care about what is happening on the pitch.

Usually found in the opponents endzone with the ball ranting at the fourth official. Not a good role model for the kids really... dont mess.

Double Skulls is stupid.... really stupid. Consistantly misses the opening half of each game since he can never remember how to get onto the pitch. In fact his best use so far has been a support timber for You Cheats! home stadium leading to riots, pitch invasions and thrown rocks as the fans try to get at him in order to wake him up.

The most common even on kickoff is also cheering fans (which You Cheat! invariably win) as the crowd swells in anticapation of his arrival.

Its a shame though that Double Skulls ineptitude carries on to the pitch since any one or two dice block will invariably fell the mighty giant leading to much snickering from the opposition supporters...

I have to win!!! has distinguished himself by being surprisingly resilient even with his -AV (the resuly of a cowardly block by the Dark Land Destroyers.

Since his armour was stolen by this team of cheapskates he has failed to achieve his potential since his team mates fear an early demise.

Still a formidable force in taking down the bigger players on the pitch though.