"Upon this rock I build my team" is the pun required here, since the name Peter means "Rock". Reverend Peter "The Rock" is a holy man dedicated to the consecration of corpses, and the annihilation of daemons.

Swift and clever, Brother Cadfael cannot pursue Reverend Peter's goals any way other than by hoping to play the game well enough so as to force other teams to retire.

Not as Flash as other notable Quarterbacks that share his name, Brother Gordon is nonetheless one of the more highly trained members of the team.

This hard-working and reliable villager, although untrained at the start of the season, hopes to help Reverand Peter in every way he can.

Following a particularly bloody match in which many of his beloved teammates were badly hurt or worse, he determined to play harder and keep his team safe.

His teammates have begun to worry, as Pastor John seems to gradually become more introverted and edgy, driven by unrelenting fury, but niggled by doubt.

This hard-working and reliable villager, although untrained at the start of the season, hopes to help Reverand Peter in every way he can.

This hard-working and reliable villager, although untrained at the start of the season, hopes to help Reverand Peter in every way he can.

This hard-working and reliable villager, although untrained at the start of the season, hopes to help Reverand Peter in every way he can.

This hard-working and reliable villager, although untrained at the start of the season, hopes to help Reverand Peter in every way he can.

This hard-working and reliable villager, although untrained at the start of the season, hopes to help Reverand Peter in every way he can.

As the team adjusted to the game as it is played, Rev Peter decided to spend some of the team's hard earned money recruiting some more punch. Galahad, heavily armoured and noble of spirit, passed the interview with flying colours.

Originally named something guttural with several apostrophes, this normally shy, paternal ogre becomes a terrifying force on the pitch, adopting his nickname - Malleus - "The Hammer".

Although yet to possess all the skills to become a truly terrifying player, Malleus has been gaining popularity with the coaches lately, succumbing less often to the difficulties intinsic to his kind, and doing more of the things that live up to his nick.

Coincidentally, the front row of the stands is becoming the seating place of his most ardent supporters, to whom he will continue to push many an opposing player for tender ministration.