Once quite clever for a minotaur, this fine specimen even knew how to read and write when he was a minitaur. He never had a name though, something that bothered him enormously. Still he always finished his letters with "Yours truly", as anyone taking his correspondencies seriously would.

After massive head trauma during the Salzburg scurvy riots three years ago, he lost all traces of intelligence. Ironically, all that was left of his former self was what he never had as a smart individual: <i>a name</i>.

Seth - once a timid accountant, unlocked the Terrible Secret of Space, and has been suffering ever since. Along with his sidekick <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1204998>Repugnus</a>, he got tricked into joining a beastman team and play some obscure sport.

His close friend and sidekick <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1204998>Repugnus</a> was fired after receiving his third skill, since Seth's ego could not handle the fact that his sidekick actually performed in games. Funny enough, his replacement inflicted a casualty right away.

He played 36 games without getting a single SPP. What a loser! And broken neck twice. I don't think you can be closer to retirement.

Lately, the coach has been encouraging opponents to foul Seth in the last turn of the game, but somehow he miraculously survives every time. He also tries to get rid of him by sneaking poison into his potato chips, and booby trapping his bunny slippers. He may even go as far as to invoke the Power of a Lawyer.

After <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1204998>Repugnus</a> got fired for only getting crummy skills, an advert was put in the local paper for a replacement. The day the advert was supposed to be printed, the entire news building was crushed by a meteor. Goblin geologists managed to crack the thing open, and inside they found this man. Nobody knows who he is, including himself, but the coach made him believe that he was the new player he ordered.

Chairman of The Council.
Guardian of the Wankh.
Keeper of the Black Banana Bank.


Clokal was gifted with a rare attribute, where his body turned into small building blocks of an unknown material.

As the current President of the Micke Eriksson Kebab Klubb of Allah (MEKKA), this beastman holds the title Darth Kebab. This incarnation is the third so far, it seems the title acts like a death magnet.

After an all-night victory banquet, Darth passed out after having eaten 53 lobsters. He had a really weird dream, and when he woke up he discovered that his hand had been gnawed off, and was nowhere to be found. In desperation, he rummaged around in a pile of lobster left-overs, and found a really big claw which he grafted onto his stump.

He never found out who ate his hand, but the minotaur has cracked a lot of hand/finger jokes lately...

Once a Dark Elf, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1163281>Lotion Aftermath</a> fell to the dark side after losing a tournament.

Lotion has been sent away from the team twice to recvover from his niggling injuries, but this is his last chance.

Cousin of <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1202251>Frank Larsen</a>, Nipple is even more of a pig. After being caugh red-handed destroying a small village with a piece of driftwood and a stale herring, Nipple was put up for sale by the local law enforcement. With such a remarkable capability for random outbursts of violence, he was given a chance to play a few games with the other miscreants in team Horny.

The coach of team Horny owns several small businesses, one of these is the restaurant Pizza Shed. One day Dynt McSpunk was caught there trying to steal some old pizza crust, which he claimed he needed for his starving children. After some laughter and series of severe beating, the kitchen staff was surprised that the beastman was still alive. They dragged him off to the coach, who offered him to take a beating for money.

This beastman took his name after his hero and role model Brown Jenkins, known to appear beside the witch Keziah Mason.

Over the season he has developed into a needlessly brutal player, to the fans' delight. However, the more publicity he and his name gets, the weirder his dreams are becoming...

Once a Master Sergeant of the Stygian Army of Lord Hengabob the Babyripper, this beastman lost a wager to a cheating goblin and had to adopt a new name of the goblin's choice. The outcome was so humiliating that he fled to the wonderful world of professional Blood Bowl, where his name actually got him enough attention (in a bad way) that he got recruited into a team pretty fast.

After a pretty slow start (13 games with no SPPs), Nebraska suddenly started developing really fast. Not only as a Blood Bowl player; his garden project finally started to make him a nice profit. Who would have thought that onion lemonade would become such a hit?

Former employee at Skultuna Melon Exports, this beastman's hand grew unnaturally large due to handling watermelons for many years. When the company closed down after the Skultuna ebola outbreak in 2004, Pancake signed up to play Blood Bowl.

He didn't miss any games until the 37:th, and thanks to his unique talents and a bit of nepotism he has earned the role of team captain.

He learned an important lesson when he tried to pull off an easy dodge, missed (with RR), and smashed his hand thanks to the failure of the apothecary (who never fails otherwise). The dodge wasn't even important.

He sold his soul for superpowers and a mcFlurry.