After Developing the Theory of Relativity, Albert decided he wanted to destroy things, so in preparation for his lenghty research on atomic weaponry he decided to mutate himself into an Orc and learn about destructive forces at 1st hand.

After finishing his mammoth no.40 in g Minor composition Wolfgang decided it was best to invoke more powerful emotions, thus becoming a Bloodbowl player, how he came to be an orc no-one knows nor cares!!

Orchimedes jumped out of his bath and proclaimed "Eureka!!! Eureka !!! Eureka I shall play Bloodbowl"
After passing through his rookie years in the lower leagues he finally got his big league chance when he stated that ... so that those who claim to discover everything, but produce no proofs of the same, may be confuted as having pretended to discover the impossible!!!!

The coach took this as a sign that Orchimedes knew a thing or 2 and would be useful at the end of season interleague Quiz.

Zeke "the Squeek" Wahaa was found polishing the floor at Sigmork Freud's Psychotherapy hospital and was immediately incorporated into the team as none of the other egg heads knew how to use the video player and floor buffing machine.