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Anchorage Eskimos
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Linnae Hammons
#1
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
5
B
66
P
0
F
6
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
13
XPP
0
SS
10
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Dauntless (10k)
Pericles Airaldi
#2
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
2
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
3
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Kick (10k)
 
Heckie Mag Raith
#3
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
7+
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
MEDIA COVERAGE:

Monday, Feb. 26, 2024
--
"Coach fivehead declined to talk to media after the game, but word is coming in of his contracting two new players, a Halfling with the surname Mag Raith, and a veteran lineman from the Overseas Leagues, Cain Roach. Especially as the boys head into their next matchup short three positionals, it's going to be a test of grit to see if they can battle their way onto the scoreboard."
Jesse Tibbetts
#4
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
6+
AV
8+
R
29
B
6
P
0
F
3
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
9
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
9
Injuries
-pa, n
Skills
Catch
Dodge
--- break tackle
 
Buckley Alcantra
#5
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
9
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
3
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Pro (10k)
Brooks Clement
#6
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
2+
AV
9+
R
137
B
33
P
14
F
2
G
17
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
24
XPP
0
SS
23
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Block (20k)
Leader (20k)
Running Pass (10k)
 
Cassidy Hailey
#7
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
0
B
78
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
8
XPP
0
SS
6
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard (20k)
KILLS:

#3 Beastman Luke Boltwanger of Rain Down the Chaos
Didi Casal
#8
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
4
B
90
P
0
F
1
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
10
XPP
0
SS
6
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle (20k)
 
Jozafat Gupta
#9
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
39
B
72
P
0
F
0
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
18
XPP
0
SS
7
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Fend (10k)
Stand Firm (10k)
Leopold Hailey
#10
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
37
B
77
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
3
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
1
Cs+
0
GS
36
XPP
0
SS
26
SPP
10
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
 
Harper Ink
#11
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
4+
PA
5+
AV
10+
R
0
B
80
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
15
XPP
0
SS
10
SPP
5
Injuries
n, n, n
Skills
Bone Head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-mate
Guard (20k)
Multiple Block (10k)
Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2024
Double persistent-injuried, Ink only finds it harder to carry his lurching bulk atop two weak and misaligned kneecaps. Each of the two a calcium Sisyphus, working to support the bulging thighs and overhanging belly of the mighty Harper Ink.

He'll be sidelined over the next few weeks, working in rehab with a few saints from the Kol mountains. Fans await his return half eager, half fearful, not knowing if the ogre they know and love will be quite himself when he steps onto the pitch once again. Will he need a walker? A halfling under his elbow to lean his spilling mass on?

Wednesday, Mar. 6, 2024
The Eskimos returned home late Tuesday night, packed tightly in a shoddy old caravel. Poor old Harper spent the latter half of the journey bent over the edge of the ship emptying his guts into the tumult of the sea.
...
The game would not start smoothly for the Eskimos, however, as #11 Harper Ink took a blow from a mummy that, in conjunction with his sensitive stomach, sidelined him for the first half.
...
Harper Ink pounded his fists together and ran to the line-of-scrimmage, seemingly having ingested some Dramamine as he watched the battles of the first half. To the pleasure of the crowd, he knocked a few bones out of alignment in skeleton Damian Kathein, putting the Eskimos up in manpower again to start the second drive of the day.

But things would start to upend themself for fivehead and the Anchorage team, as Ink lost his rematch with the mummies and stalked to the sidelines to vomit an ogre-stomach of bile by the infirmary.
Eardwulf Martinovic
#12
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
14
B
55
P
0
F
3
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
12
XPP
0
SS
11
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Tackle (20k)
Wrestle (10k)
- Brought back from the oceans of death by the dutiful Anchorage apothecary on 2/20/24 after a near-fatal claw by #1 Werewolf Nathaniel Goman of Chukicool.
 
Lenard Ainsworth
#13
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
5+
AV
8+
R
123
B
4
P
0
F
1
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
6
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
22
XPP
0
SS
14
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Block (20k)
Side Step (20k)
MEDIA COVERAGE
03/01/2024
"A late-game brawl took place as both sides sent an influx of players to the medical tent, and all at once Catcher Lenard Ainsworth broke free and sprinted to the endzone for the decisive 2-0 victory."
Nuri De Vries
#14
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
2
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Cain Roach
#15
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
6
B
11
P
0
F
3
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
MEDIA COVERAGE:
--
Monday, Feb. 26, 2024
"Coach fivehead declined to talk to media after the game, but word is coming in of his contracting two new players, a Halfling with the surname Mag Raith, and a veteran lineman from the Overseas Leagues, Cain Roach. Especially as the boys head into their next matchup short three positionals, it's going to be a test of grit to see if they can battle their way onto the scoreboard."