Born and raised in Glenbuck, Ayrshire, a small village in Scotland, Wee Bonny Boy was surrounded by the rugged terrain of the Scottish countryside. From an early age, he had a passion for sports, especially blood bowl, and would often be seen playing with his friends on the village green.

However, life in Glenbuck was not easy, and opportunities for young people were limited. Wee Bonny Boy's family struggled to make ends meet, and he knew that if he wanted to succeed in blood bowl, he would have to work harder than most and be determined to overcome any obstacles that came his way.

Undeterred, Wee Bonny Boy spent countless hours practicing and refining his skills, often running miles through the hills surrounding Glenbuck to build up his endurance and smashing trees down with his bare hands. His hard work and dedication paid off, and soon he was noticed by the manager of the Kings Head, who just happens to be one of the most innovative young coaches around today

Despite facing many challenges, including homesickness and prejudice from some of his teammates, Wee Bonny Boy persevered and quickly rose through the ranks. He became known for his speed, agility, and fierce determination on the field, earning him a reputation as one of the most promising players of his generation.

Good looking but ultimately dim, many a good Blood Bowl judge are tipping big things for this young Ogre from Glenbuck.

Current Standing
Ten games - Five Cas - one Cas per two games is elite level Cas. Hoping he can continue this hot streak

The Swan is a towering figure on the football field, with a sculpted body that seems to ripple with power and raw athleticism. His piercing gaze is unrelenting, and there's a cold, ruthless edge to his movements that hint at a life of violence and survival.

With a wingspan that seems to stretch the length of the field, The Swan moves with effortless grace, his movements almost too smooth for a player of his size. His long legs pump with an otherworldly speed, making him almost impossible to catch. And when he charges towards the opposing team, his momentum is unstoppable, knocking over anyone who dares to stand in his way.

Ruthless, dead eyed killer - he'll go a long way this season.

Review
Whilst this season so far has been disappointing for TKH, The Swan has been the one player that has really excited the fans. With 2 Cas and 2 MVP he's started the season on fire. The Father could learn a lot from this player

The Father is a towering figure on the football field, a veteran Blood Bowl player with an imposing physical presence and a reputation for being one of the most dominant defensive players in the league. But beyond his intimidating exterior, The Father is also known for his kindness and gentle demeanor, earning him the respect and admiration of his teammates and opponents alike.

Off the field, The Father is a family man, devoted to his wife and children and active in his community, often volunteering his time and resources to charitable causes. He exudes a quiet confidence and a sense of calm that belies the intensity and physicality of his profession.

But when he steps onto the football field, The Father transforms into a fierce protector of his team and his teammates. His ferocity and intensity are matched only by his unshakeable loyalty and unwavering commitment to his fellow players, whom he considers his family.

With lightning-fast reflexes and a powerful build, The Father is a force to be reckoned with on the field, striking fear into the hearts of opposing players.

Actually - forget all that guff above - he's been sh*te not even one SPP. The Lucas of this team

Named after his fathers love of German industrial music it was an unfortunate twist of fate that a few months later MC Hammer topped the charts with Hammer Time. Too late to change the birth certificate, and a father too proud to admit his mistake, Hammer spend his youth being mercilessly mocked from a young age.

Friends would offer him sweets, snatch them away and mock young Hammer with the refrain - "You can't touch this".

On his 18th Birthday Hammer got away from it all by joining the French Foreign Legion. It was there that his love of Blood Bowl began. Religiously hunting out and attempting to kill anyone who hummed 'that tune', Hammer quickly gained a reputation as a tough, hard hitting player.

Now 23 he's "2 Legit to quit" - and you'd better "Pray" that Hammer doesn't decide to "Turn This Mutha Out"

Post Season Review
3 Cas in one game against Khorne - something about those guys makes the Hammers blood boil. Another 3 Cas across the season and 2 MVPs. Added Tackle and MB to his armoury so will rightly be feared next season.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this year's Blood Bowl draft! We have a very special player joining the league this year, a man who needs no introduction, but we'll give him one anyway - Dashing Danny!

For those of you who may not know, Dashing Danny was a force to be reckoned with in the college BB world, breaking records left and right with his incredible arm and pinpoint accuracy. He threw for more yards and touchdowns than any other player in his college's history, and his performances on the field left fans and commentators alike in awe.

Now, as he enters the professional game, the question on everyone's mind is - can he continue to dominate at this higher level? We've seen players come and go, but there's something about Dashing Danny that sets him apart. He's got a calmness under pressure, a confidence in his abilities, and a passion for the game that is simply unmatched.

So, as we prepare to welcome Dashing Danny to blood bowl, we can't wait to see what he's capable of. Will he continue to be the record-breaking superstar he was in college? Will he bring new levels of excitement and energy to the league? We'll have to wait and see - but one thing is for sure, Dashing Danny is a name you won't forget anytime soon

Cammy is a small and compact player, with a lean and muscular build that emphasizes her speed and mobility. She has a quick and explosive burst off the line of scrimmage, making her difficult for defenders to keep up with. She can change direction on a dime, dodging and weaving past his opponents with ease.

Despite her undeniable skill, Cammy is also known for her less-than-stellar sportsmanship. She has a tendency to be a bit of a "shitehawk," as some would say, taunting and trash-talking her opponents on the field. This behavior has earned her both fans and detractors, but one thing is certain: she is a force to be reckoned with on the field.

Rumors continue to link Danny and Cammy in a romantic capacity (The couple being known as Dammy by their fans / Canny by their critics) - but one thing is undeniable - the on field chemistry is electric and the fans are hoping this pairing will propel the Kings Head to this years playoffs

In the world of Blood Bowl, there are few players as electrifying as Sandra Cake. A brilliant wide receiver for the King's Head team, Sandra has a natural talent for the game that's impossible to ignore. But what's perhaps even more remarkable is that her surname so closely resonates with her other great talent

For Sandra is a Three time winner of The Great British Bakeoff (Commonly known in bake-off circles as The Tripeat). Her army of loyal bake off fans keeps the off-field jaunts to a minimum, for it is rumoured that when one spectator shouted - "Hey Sandra, shut your cakehole" he was later found dead at the bottom of a large mixing machine in an Wigan industrial unit

Review
With 2 TDs in the first two games - Sandra is a consistent thorn in the oppos side. Fast, nimble, sure-handed and tough, if she manages to see the season out she would rightly be classed as one of TKHs all time greats

The new kid on the block who has come into the team with all guns blazing. Three games gone and with two MVPs and two CAS no wonder he's been touted as the next big thing

A larger than life character no one loves the spotlight more than Jimmy. Can he stay on the straight and narrow until the season is over ?