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Thomas 'The Butcher' Leboucher
#1
1Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
6
B
294
P
0
F
1
G
35
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
19
Td
0
Mvp
4
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
54
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
105
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
+ST
Frenzy
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
First GameSeason XIV, Game 1TypeSuper Star
DrafteeDraftNo.RoundPick
InfoXIV42311
Trade #---Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP103
IncarnationsNone
Initial Skills+ST, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Guard
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill+STMighty BlowFrenzyTackleGuard---
HowDraftDraftDraftDraftSPP---
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Unicorns30000184
About'The Butcher' is the kind of player to strike fear in opposing players, regardless of their size or skill. His relentless violence and single-minded ambition to inflict maximum pain on his opponents makes him a frightening proposition. His family run an abattoir in Aquitaine and, had the beautiful game not come calling, Leboucher would be making a killing in this lucrative trade. Now, his hands are put to good use in rendering opposing players into mincemeat.
Kerrith Whyte Jr.
#2
2Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
2
XPP
44
SS
0
SPP
46
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Defensive
Guard
Mighty Blow
First GameSeason XV, Game 1TypeVeteran
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
Info------------
Trade #901Retire After Season---
InjuriesNiggleSPP44
IncarnationsCarcassone Eagles; Doomkeep Manticores
Initial SkillsGuard, Mighty Blow
SPP Req.616315176176
SkillGuardMighty BlowDefensive---------
HowDraftDraftSPP---------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Eagles900031
Manticores906031
AboutPart of a major deal with the Manticores for the Unicorns 1st round pick in Draft XVI. A young Blitzer with plenty to learn, who will assist the defensive line.
 
Clyde Edwards-Helaire
#3
3Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
2+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
14
B
17
P
2
F
1
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
7
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
58
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+AG
Dodge
Side Step
Sure Hands
First GameSeason XVI, Game 1TypeStar
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
InfoXVI32132
Trade #---Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP---
IncarnationsNone
Initial Skills+AG, Dodge, Side Step, Sure Hands
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill+AGDodgeSide StepSure Hands------
HowDraftDraftDraftDraft------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Unicorns000000
AboutA relatively later pick in the draft, after the Unicorns valuable early trade was used to acquire three Manticore players. Clyde Edwards-Helaire, or 'Air' Helaire as he is called because of his grace and agility, is expected to be primarily deployed as a ball carrier following the trade of Bruno Giza. His exceptional footwork comes from a misspent youth in the dancehalls of Übersreik's upper class mansions.

IRL Fun Fact: Running back Clyde Edwards-Helaire was also the 32nd pick for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Jordan Scarlett
#4
4Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
2
XPP
16
SS
0
SPP
18
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
First GameSeason XVI, Game 5TypeExperienced
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
Info------------
Trade #---Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP16
IncarnationsNone
Initial SkillsBlock
SPP Req.616315176176
SkillMighty BlowThick Skull------------
HowFree AgentFree Agent------------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Unicorns000000
AboutTell was a Free Agent pick in Season XVI after the death of 'Rocky' Roshaun Stewart. Scarlett may be tough but will he survive the Unicorns meat grinder?
 
Gosder 'Pee Pee' Cherilus
#5
1Ogre
MA
5
ST
6
AG
4+
PA
4+
AV
10+
R
0
B
33
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
18
XPP
16
SS
0
SPP
34
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Bone Head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-mate
+ST
Block
Guard
First GameSeason XVI, Game 1TypeVeteran
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
Info------------
Trade #---Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP---
IncarnationsNone
Initial Skills+ST, Block
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill+STBlock------------
HowDraftDraft------------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Unicorns000000
AboutCompensation Pick.

After the trade (and subsequent untimely death) of 161 game DLE legend, Barry Gryson, and acquisition and then release of 179 game DLE icon, Johnathan Hankins, the Unicorns sought a new ogre to hold the line for the team. Rookie Cherilus, whose off-field antics have earned him the somewhat derogatory nickname, fit the bill and was quickly brought in to offer serious muscle during the off-season rebuild.
Janice Borbás
#6
2Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
8+
R
33
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
3
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
54
Injuries
n
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Block
Kick
Side Step
Sure Hands
First GameSeason XV, Game 12TypeStar
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
Info------------
Trade #925Retire After Season---
InjuriesNiggleSPP51
IncarnationsBroekwater Bruisers
Initial SkillsBlock, Sure Hands, Kick, Side Step
SPP Req.616315176176
SkillBlockSure HandsKickSide Step------
HowDraftDraftDraftDraft------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Bruisers500000
AboutA free agent for the Bruisers who was a bit-part player in reaching the play-offs in Season XV. Montgomery and Sabrina were prefered by Coach Arcayn. Coach Wilson hopes to get the most out of her as a ball-carrier and kick-off expert.

Borbás' family come from the Border Principalities and come from a long line of leather workers.
 
J.J. Arcega-Whiteside
#7
1Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
75
B
18
P
0
F
3
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
19
XPP
64
SS
0
SPP
83
Injuries
n
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+AV
+ST
Block
Side Step
Tackle
First GameSeason XIV, Game 1TypeStar
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
InfoXIV57256
Trade #857Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP64
IncarnationsAldente Scimitars
Initial Skills+ST, +AV, Block, Tackle
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill+ST+AVBlockTackle------
HowDraftDraftDraftDraftDraft---
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Scimitars1801012
AboutA trade which went a little unnoticed as the Scimitars made the deal several weeks before their run to Superbowl XIV. J.J. was kept underwraps until the final, where his side narrowly lost to the Irrana Avalanche but, having got through unscathed, Arcega-Whiteside was soon revealed to the stunned Ültras, who hardly expected to be able to greet a 2nd round pick like J.J. to The Tin Spur.

Perhaps under-utilised by the Scimitars, who relied on Blitzer to score their touchdowns, the fiery, confident Running Back will hope to notch more TDs in Season XV.
Arlington Hambright
#8
7Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
24
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
2
XPP
6
SS
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
First GameSeason XVI, Game 1TypeExperienced
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
InfoXVI226381
Trade #---Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP6
IncarnationsNone
Initial SkillsBlock
SPP Req.616315176176
SkillBlock---------------
HowDraft---------------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Unicorns000000
AboutHambright was a 3rd round draft pick from Mootland Tech., where he had originally studied to be a halfling master oven maker. However, his unusual height made it difficult to work in the traditional industries of his countryfolk and he made the brave decision to leave the Moot and seek alternative employment. A brief spell at grassroots level Blood Bowl meant that 'Hambo' could really show his neat footwork and, soon after, a DLE league scout gave him the golden ticket to the big show!

UPDATE: Hambright managed to take the scalp of pesky Universe fouler, Ashad Fenton. Kudos!
 
Ke'Shawn 'Mamba' Vaughn
#9
1Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
31
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Safe Pair of Hands
First GameSeason XVI, Game 1TypeEmerging Star
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
InfoXVI76368
Trade #---Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP31
IncarnationsNone
Initial SkillsBlock, Dodge, Safe Pair of Hands
SPP Req.616315176176
SkillBlockDodgeSafe Pair of Hands---------
HowDraftDraftDraft---------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Unicorns000000
AboutVaughn is known as 'The Mamba' because of his aggression and evasiveness; hard to knock down and will always come back at you! Brought in as a 3rd round draft pick, Vaughn's job is to protect his teammates by any means necessary.
Hayden Vladamere
#10
6Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Rafaelle Brigante
#11
5Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
19
B
159
P
0
F
28
G
36
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
3
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
33
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
64
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
Frenzy
Juggernaut
First GameSeason XIV, Game 1TypeStar
DrafteeDraftNo.RoundPick
Info------------
Trade #---Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP62
IncarnationsNone
Initial SkillsBlock, Frenzy, Juggernaut
SPP Req.616315176176
SkillBlockFrenzyJuggernautDirty Player------
HowDraftDraftDraftSPP------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Unicorns3003053
AboutCompensation Pick.

The strength of the Unicorns scouting network has paid dividends with this exciting offensive lineman from Sartosa, Tilea. Brigante comes with strength and drive and offers the offense crucial support at disrupting the opposing defence. After scoring on his debut, he went on to score twice more and add to his tally of casualties, MVPs, and fouls. After just one season, the Ültras voted him on to the All-Time Roster.
Kaden Smith
#12
4Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
15
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
37
SS
0
SPP
37
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
Sprint
First GameSeason XV, Game 1TypeEmerging Star
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
InfoXV1764101
Trade #901Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP37
IncarnationsDoomkeep Manticores
Initial SkillsDirty Player, Sprint, Block
SPP Req.616315176176
SkillDirty PlayerSprintBlock---------
HowDraftDraftDraft---------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Manticores1800030
AboutSmith was part of a major trade for the Unicorns much-sough-after 1st round draft pick, which saw him joined by teammates Kerrith Whyte Jr. and Nate Davis.

Despite the fact I am a lowly copywriter, creating bite size content for our army of ravenous fans, despite being paid good money by the Unicorns management to be upbeat and positive at all times, even I cannot find a single nice thing to say about Kaden Smith. He never tips at restaurants. He doesn't hold the door open for ladies. I once saw him push an old man into a canal. He truly is an absolute arsehole.
 
Nate Davis
#13
3Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
10+
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
2
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
35
Injuries
 
Skills
+AV
Tackle
Wrestle
First GameSeason XV, Game 1TypeEmerging Star
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
InfoXV82250
Trade #901Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP31
IncarnationsDoomkeep Manticores
Initial Skills+AV, Wrestle, Tackle
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill+AVWrestleTackle---------
HowDraftDraftDraftSPP------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Manticores2010013
AboutPart of the mega trade with the Manticores for the Unicorns 1st round draft pick, including Kerrith Whyte Jr. and Kaden Smith.
'Captain' Marvell Tell
#14
2Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
8
XPP
16
SS
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG
Dodge
First GameSeason XVI, Game 3TypeExperienced
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
Info------------
Trade #---Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP16
IncarnationsNone
Initial SkillsBlock
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill+AGDodge------------
HowFree AgentFree Agent------------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Unicorns000000
AboutTell was a Free Agent pick in Season XVI after the death of draftee Jake Hanson. Tell may be agile but will he survive the Unicorns meat grinder?
 
Logan Woodside
#15
2Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
2+
AV
9+
R
180
B
61
P
31
F
3
G
37
Cp
16
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
5
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
46
XPP
26
SS
0
SPP
72
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Block
Leader
On the Ball
First GameSeason XIII, Game 2TypeStar
DrafteeDraftNo.RoundPick
InfoXIII249UnknownUnknown
Trade #826Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP69
IncarnationsSkar Bay Sharks
Initial SkillsPass, Sure Hands, On The Ball, Accurate
SPP Req.616315176176
SkillOn The BallAccurateBlockLeader------
HowDraftDraftSPPSPP------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Sharks1560001
Unicorns31132025
AboutTraded for Draft XIII 3rd & 4th Picks with Ola Adeniyi from the Skar Bay Sharks.

Originally a Punt Receiver, Woodside found his throwing arm was his secret weapon. Likes to get involved in the action with close-range, snap passes. Endowed with the skills necessary to pick out any of the Unicorns scoring threats. From Season XVI, 'Woody' has been awarded the club captaincy.
"Man of Steel" Tommy Stevens
#16
1Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
2+
AV
10+
R
5
B
9
P
3
F
1
G
6
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
2
XPP
16
SS
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+AV
Block
First GameSeason XVI, Game 1TypeVeteran
TradeDraftNo.RoundPick
InfoXVI240250
Trade #---Retire After Season---
Injuries---SPP16
IncarnationsNone
Initial Skills+AV, Block
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill+AVBlock------------
HowDraftDraft------------
Career StatsGamesPassesTouchdownsInterceptionsCasualtiesMVPs
Unicorns000000
AboutStevens is a useful all-rounder, with the requisite ball-handling skills of a traditional Thrower, with the combative attitude of a Blitzer, and the thick skin of an inexperienced coach trying to compete at a standard too high for his mediocre ability. The perfect fit for the Unicorns as Stevens can offer everything; but without any expectations. Let's give him until game week 6 for that tough exterior to be mercilessly shattered...