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Missionaries Of Malal
Ball & Chain
Claws
No Hands
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Bobek achieved Spawnhood in his 4th match played for the Missionaries.
We look forward to his future successes.
"Honk if Bobek's dead"
Claws
Foul Appearance
Loner
No Hands
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
One-time Year 11 Scorched Land Conference 2 Best Fouler
Still visibly confused by his new form, aiming to nonetheless reach a respectable number of fouls. Fully unaware that's Gael Wotan's job, but who wants to tell the giant spider?
Y2 Summer
Target Eliminated
Awarded when a player kills another player that has earned at least one Achievement worth at least 10 Prestige Points.
10 Prestige Points
Exalted Blork (Missionaries Of Malal) blocked Batu Bool (Onyx Horde)
Horns
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Recruited after a
catastrophically botched match against the Drakwald Harbingers, so he's not the greatest judge of who to play for, but the alternative to Malal isn't exactly desirable, is it?
Strip Ball (20k)
Wrestle (20k)
Greepus Swarmscratch was a honest Clanrat playing for
Rat Rock Runners during a pre-season
match, when a sudden realisation came to him in the shape of a well-placed fist through an unspecified vital organ, and that's where he realised he really ought to change ways and atone for his sins and join the Missionaries!
Block (20k)
Dauntless (20k)
Dodge (30k)
Pro (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
Harold Clearhawk was a wide-eyed Journeyman playing for
Rat Rock Runners during a pre-season
match, when a sudden realisation came to him in the shape of a near-death experience through grievous bodily harm, where he realised he really ought to change ways and atone for his sins and join the Missionaries!
CIBBL Y11 Summer
Harold Clearhawk (Missionaries Of Malal) [Scoring Thrower] +10
CIBBL Y11 Autumn
Terrific Might of Tin [SPP] +10
Star Player +10
CIBBL Y12 Spring
Harold Clearhawk (Missionaries Of Malal) [Blocking Thrower, Blocking Scorer, Triple]
Y2 Summer
Super Star Player
10 Prestige Points
Harold Clearhawk (Missionaries Of Malal)
Malal laid his eye on
Kratchik as he was playing his 5th uneventful match for
Warpfire Warlocks during an Autumn
match, when he again did exacty nothing, so it was easy for him to see the light and... join the Missionaries!
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Dodge (20k)
Another recruit from Cothique Krakens, decided the life of a journeyman wasn't for him in
his first match
Block
Grab
Dodge (20k)
Side Step (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Uldorin Giilvas was a promising Sea Elf playing for
Cothique Krakens, when a sudden realisation came to him in the shape of Bobek's claw through his upper torso, and that's where he realised he really ought to change ways and atone for his sins and join the Missionaries!
Nathiel's feet smell really badly. Teammates say that's why the ball tries to get away from them so fast. He tried fouling a few times, and the experience of an opponent being kicked in the face by Nathiel's foot was deemed to be too cruel even by Gael Wotan.
Having played every single one of the team's matches, Doigh is the grandfather of the team. New recruits learn fast how to avoid his rage and also get away with pranking him.
Ezekiel is Doigh's understudy. He has a massive inferiority complex towards the more gifted new recruits, that he tries to mask by calling them "converts" in a sneering manner. Everyone laughs condescendingly.
+AG (40k)
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Everybody likes Morgo.
CIBBL Summer Y11
Morgo (Missionaries Of Malal) [SPP, Blocking Scorer]+10
CIBBL Y11 Autumn
Star Player +10
Dirty Player (20k)
Sneaky Git (30k)
+10 Prestige for being the best fouler in Youngblood XXXIV
Chaos Wastes (2) Conference. Y11.
Gael Wotan (Missionaries Of Malal) [Fouls]+10
CIBBL Y11 Summer
Gael Wotan (Missionaries Of Malal) [Fouls]+10
CIBBL Y11 Autumn
Terrific Might of Tin [Fouls]
Y12 Summer
Copper Excellence
Awarded to best players of Copper Division.
Worth 10 Prestige Points
Gael Wotan (Missionaries Of Malal) [Fouls]
Dodge
Stunty
Sneaky Git (20k)
Batu Bool used to be a misguided and wretched apostate, bent on a mission to foul our Chief Recruitment Officer and Most Noble and Holy Servant of Malal Himself, Gael Wotan, but now he serves as his cupbearer and jester.
In his treacherous heart, though, he still harbors a gnarled and disgusting thought, that if someday, somehow Gael were to fall and be trasformed in something lesser such as a Zombie or a Thrall, he might get the chance to ascend to the role of his liege lord, and somehow, some day, manage to foul Gael Wotan, this time in the name of Malal!
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Swarming
Titchy
Camila was just minding her own business as a Riotous Rookie for
Lump an' da Snots, the odd dodge, the odd foul, when the light of Malal came to her via a well placed fist through the ribcage.
We hired her to replace the disgustingly ineffective
Ryland Zama.