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Missionaries Of Malal
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Bloated Bobek
#1
Spawn of Malal
MA
3
ST
5
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
9+
R
0
B
105
P
0
F
0
G
29
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
18
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
18
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
Ball & Chain
Claws
No Hands
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Bobek achieved Spawnhood in his 4th match played for the Missionaries.

We look forward to his future successes.

"Honk if Bobek's dead"

Exalted Blork
#2
Beast of Malal
MA
6
ST
5
AG
6+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
0
B
45
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
4
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
18
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
18
Injuries
-ag, -av
Skills
Claws
Foul Appearance
Loner
No Hands
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
One-time Year 11 Scorched Land Conference 2 Best Fouler

Still visibly confused by his new form, aiming to nonetheless reach a respectable number of fouls. Fully unaware that's Gael Wotan's job, but who wants to tell the giant spider?

Y2 Summer
Target Eliminated
Awarded when a player kills another player that has earned at least one Achievement worth at least 10 Prestige Points.
10 Prestige Points
Exalted Blork (Missionaries Of Malal) blocked Batu Bool (Onyx Horde)
 
Daktaz Skullcrusher
#3
Gor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
0
B
32
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
19
SS
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Recruited after a catastrophically botched match against the Drakwald Harbingers, so he's not the greatest judge of who to play for, but the alternative to Malal isn't exactly desirable, is it?
Greepus Swarmscratch
#4
Skaven Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
8+
R
80
B
103
P
10
F
5
G
34
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
19
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
19
Injuries
n, n, m
Skills
Strip Ball (20k)
Wrestle (20k)
Greepus Swarmscratch was a honest Clanrat playing for Rat Rock Runners during a pre-season match, when a sudden realisation came to him in the shape of a well-placed fist through an unspecified vital organ, and that's where he realised he really ought to change ways and atone for his sins and join the Missionaries!
 
Harold Clearhawk
#5
Skaven Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
8+
R
552
B
90
P
13
F
2
G
34
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
5
Td
20
Mvp
2
Cp+
1
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
84
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
84
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Dauntless (20k)
Dodge (30k)
Pro (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
Harold Clearhawk was a wide-eyed Journeyman playing for Rat Rock Runners during a pre-season match, when a sudden realisation came to him in the shape of a near-death experience through grievous bodily harm, where he realised he really ought to change ways and atone for his sins and join the Missionaries!

CIBBL Y11 Summer
Harold Clearhawk (Missionaries Of Malal) [Scoring Thrower] +10

CIBBL Y11 Autumn
Terrific Might of Tin [SPP] +10
Star Player +10

CIBBL Y12 Spring
Harold Clearhawk (Missionaries Of Malal) [Blocking Thrower, Blocking Scorer, Triple]

Y2 Summer
Super Star Player
10 Prestige Points
Harold Clearhawk (Missionaries Of Malal)
Kratchik
#6
Clan Rat
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
7+
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-av, m
Skills
Malal laid his eye on Kratchik as he was playing his 5th uneventful match for Warpfire Warlocks during an Autumn match, when he again did exacty nothing, so it was easy for him to see the light and... join the Missionaries!
 
Azaar Silverscourge
#7
Slave to Darkness
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2+
PA
4+
AV
8+
R
127
B
67
P
4
F
0
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
7
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
36
XPP
14
SS
0
SPP
50
Injuries
 
Skills
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Dodge (20k)
Another one of our converts. They saw the light during this match.
Sylvester Deeprock
#8
Sea Elf Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2+
PA
4+
AV
10+
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
2
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Another recruit from Cothique Krakens, decided the life of a journeyman wasn't for him in his first match
 
Uldorin Giilvas
#9
Sea Elf Blocker
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2+
PA
4+
AV
10+
R
11
B
112
P
0
F
0
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
10
XPP
24
SS
0
SPP
34
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Grab
Dodge (20k)
Side Step (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Uldorin Giilvas was a promising Sea Elf playing for Cothique Krakens, when a sudden realisation came to him in the shape of Bobek's claw through his upper torso, and that's where he realised he really ought to change ways and atone for his sins and join the Missionaries!








Nathiel Forktongue
#10
Renegade
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
19
B
127
P
0
F
4
G
35
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
1
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
29
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
29
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Kick (20k)
Nathiel's feet smell really badly. Teammates say that's why the ball tries to get away from them so fast. He tried fouling a few times, and the experience of an opponent being kicked in the face by Nathiel's foot was deemed to be too cruel even by Gael Wotan.
 
Doigh Ballard
#11
Renegade
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
23
B
170
P
0
F
10
G
36
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
2
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
20
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Frenzy (20k)
Having played every single one of the team's matches, Doigh is the grandfather of the team. New recruits learn fast how to avoid his rage and also get away with pranking him.
Ezekiel The Unworthy
#12
Renegade
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
0
B
63
P
0
F
5
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
16
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
16
Injuries
n
Skills
Block (20k)
Frenzy (20k)
Ezekiel is Doigh's understudy. He has a massive inferiority complex towards the more gifted new recruits, that he tries to mask by calling them "converts" in a sneering manner. Everyone laughs condescendingly.
 
Morgo
#13
Renegade
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
103
B
202
P
0
F
1
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
11
Td
7
Mvp
7
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
71
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
71
Injuries
n, n, n, n
Skills
+AG (40k)
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Everybody likes Morgo.

CIBBL Summer Y11
Morgo (Missionaries Of Malal) [SPP, Blocking Scorer]+10

CIBBL Y11 Autumn
Star Player +10
Gael Wotan
#14
Renegade
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
21
B
22
P
0
F
143
G
35
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
23
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player (20k)
Sneaky Git (30k)
+10 Prestige for being the best fouler in Youngblood XXXIV

Chaos Wastes (2) Conference. Y11.
Gael Wotan (Missionaries Of Malal) [Fouls]+10

CIBBL Y11 Summer
Gael Wotan (Missionaries Of Malal) [Fouls]+10

CIBBL Y11 Autumn
Terrific Might of Tin [Fouls]

Y12 Summer
Copper Excellence
Awarded to best players of Copper Division.
Worth 10 Prestige Points
Gael Wotan (Missionaries Of Malal) [Fouls]
 
Batu Bool
#15
Bray
MA
6
ST
1
AG
3+
PA
6+
AV
7+
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
5
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
9
SS
0
SPP
9
Injuries
-pa, n, n, n, -st, n
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
Sneaky Git (20k)
Batu Bool used to be a misguided and wretched apostate, bent on a mission to foul our Chief Recruitment Officer and Most Noble and Holy Servant of Malal Himself, Gael Wotan, but now he serves as his cupbearer and jester.

In his treacherous heart, though, he still harbors a gnarled and disgusting thought, that if someday, somehow Gael were to fall and be trasformed in something lesser such as a Zombie or a Thrall, he might get the chance to ascend to the role of his liege lord, and somehow, some day, manage to foul Gael Wotan, this time in the name of Malal!
Camila Pythagoras
#16
Snotling
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3+
PA
5+
AV
6+
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
13
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Swarming
Titchy
Camila was just minding her own business as a Riotous Rookie for Lump an' da Snots, the odd dodge, the odd foul, when the light of Malal came to her via a well placed fist through the ribcage.

We hired her to replace the disgustingly ineffective Ryland Zama.