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Mailed Fist of Acheron
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The stupidist player in the Mailed Fists, Mauler is also 'affectionately' known by his team mates as 'The coat hanger', relating to the time he spends standing around the pitch staring up at the sky. However, whenever he does do something, he is among the Team's starting line, splitting skulls and chewing on limbs. When off the pitch he tends to act as a bouncer for whatever tavern the Team decides to 'liberate', often having a whole barrel to himself, and having to be dragged back by the entire team when he clonks out.
Quote: "Ugh.... me head!!"
Eldest among the Mailed Fists, Hardra is blessed with a particularly sharp set of claw-like talons on his hands. As such, he earned the nickname 'Fell Handed' due to his current title as 'King of the Tavern', an award among the team that awards the one who can kill the most tavern patrons in three minutes! On the pitch he is a violent and ruthless individual, and some have often worried about his sanity. Perhaps the niggling injury he was delt on the head has unstabled an already maddened warrior.
Quote: "Right... who's up for some Elf-flayin?"
The weakest Chaos Warrior in the Team, Norath is however by far the most unusual. Even supassing Yanlor's and Hardra's cleaning / sharpening rituals respectively, Norath is a particularly good natured Chaos Warrior, much to the disgust of the rest of his team. He even offers the other team a drink each if they win! Needlessly to say, the Chaos Gods have decided to make his life as difficult as possible, ensuring that if he isn't lying unconcious in the sidelines, that he's face first in the earth with stars around his head!
Quote: "Oh can't we all just get along??"
As well known for his vanity as for his abilities on the pitch, Yanlor is unarguebly among the fastest Chaos Warriors around. That's fortunate, because if he wasn't as fast as he was he'd be spending all day shaving his long furry legs and putting bruise ointment over himself, as well as working out. Off the pitch he's a quiet but arrogent son of a bitch, but most of the team like him because he's among the first to reach any brawl they desend upon at night.
Quote: "Look... how do you expect me to go out there when i've got enough hair on my legs to stuff a bloody giant Bloodthirster plushie??"