Heapocrates : SI/Niggled Trita Ossa from Botte Da Orbi

First blood to Chompski!

in the opening game of the season, Chompski delivered his startling sermon on the psychological and physiological impact of popular media propaganda on the common ogre - and, in true ogre fashion, finished it with a smack of his fist. Unfortunately, his victim of the moment, Aldo, was lulled into unconsciousness at the first speech, and was completely unprepared for the final fist - which literally took his head right off.

In defence, Chompski claims he was just passing on knowledge, and as any good linguist study will tell you, if you want to teach an Ogre something, you have to beat it through their thick skulls.