SUNY Buffalo Bull Centaurs
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Jessica Pegula is an American professional tennis player from Buffalo, New York. She has career-high WTA rankings of world No. 3 in singles, achieved on 24 October 2022, and world No. 1 in doubles, achieved on 11 September 2023. Pegula has won four singles titles and seven doubles titles on the WTA Tour, including two WTA 1000 titles in each discipline.
Pegula was born in Buffalo to Terry and Kim Pegula who are the owners of the Buffalo Bills of the and the Buffalo Sabres
Freshman - Season 46
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Freshman - Season 46
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Greatest American rowing coach in history.
St. Josephs Collegiate Institute Class of 1987.
Junior - Season 46
Cas:
TD:
Season 44
MVPs:
Season 44
04/12/2024: SMU Mousestangs - Awarded the MVP for pinning down SMU's star senior Rat Oger Colin 'Convict' Nelpheflix. Tom grabbed onto his tail, held on tight, and refused to leave the pitch. Keeping Nelpheflix out the mix for the entire 2nd half was a game-winning feat of obstinacy.
Season 45
08/15/2024: Kieslev State Thunder Hoppers
08/19/2024: Ram State Buck-ń-Eyes
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I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!
Senior - Season 46
Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/08/2023: Jordon Lester, Orc Blitzer, TCU Horned Frogs, Neck Injury - Forced Retirement.
Season 44
02/28/2024: Jackson Longston, Flesh Golumn, {J.J.C.} Wolfbloods - Seriously Hurt
03/08/2024: K'Vaughan Pope, Wardancer, Bro-hip State Buckeyes - Badly Hurt
03/08/2024: Carnell Tate, Wood Elf Catcher, Bro-hio State Buckeyes - Broken Arm
08/31/2024: Critt Riksch, Rat Lineman, UDub Ratskis - Seriously Injured (Pushed into crowd)
TDs:
09/16/2024: UNLV Throwin' Rebels - Team TD #33
MVPs:
Season 44
01/22/2024: Poli Puerkos - Won despite spending the whole game on the couch after having his legs punched to shit. You can get a new couch, where is he going to get new legs?
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Timothy John Russert (May 7, 1950 – June 13, 2008) was an American television journalist and lawyer who appeared for more than 16 years as the longest-serving moderator of NBC's Meet the Press.
Russert was born in Buffalo, New York, and received a Jesuit education[8] from Canisius High School in Buffalo.
Senior - Season 46
Cas:
Season 44
02/28/2024: Freddy Hanscom, Zombie Lineman, {J.J.C.} Wolfbloods - Badly Hurt
04/12/2024: Cheddar B. Sharpe, Rat Thrower, SMU Mousetangs - Badly Hurt
Season 45
06/14/2024: Flynn Greenseed, Wood Elf Lineman, Duqueswood Green Dukes - Badly Hurt
06/14/2024: Oakward Weatherborn, Treeman, Duqueswood Green Dukes - Badly Hurt
06/22/2024: Mike Adams, Dark Elf Blitzer, Dell Of War Blood Hens - Killed (appo'd into Seriously Injured)
06/22/2024: Rich Gannon, Dark Elf Blitzer, Dell Of War Blood Hens - Head Injury
07/14/02024: Loretta Lynn, Dark Elf Blitzer, Appalahcian State Gentlemen - Killed (appo'd into Broken Arm)
08/06/2024: Dirty Steve, Wood Elf Lineman, Bro-hio State Buckeyes - Killed
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MVPs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/08/2023: TCU Horned Frogs
Season 44
02/14/2024: UVIC Vagabonds
Season 45
06/27/2024: Colorado Mines Orediggers
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After his parents survived Auschwitz, Blitzer and his family immigrated to the United States under the provisions of the 1948 Displaced Persons Act. He was raised in Buffalo, New York, and graduated from Kenmore West Senior High School. He received a Bachelor of Arts in history from the State University of New York at Buffalo in 1970.
He was later KILLED AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING KICKED IN THE FACE BY AN ELF on 08/11/2023. The offending elf played for Miami College of GarcCoin.
Senior - Season 46
Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
8/30/2023: Star Player Kreek Rustgouger, Hired by the Wisconsin Blodgers - Badly Hurt - 3D Uphilled GET FUCKED KREEK.
8/30/2023: Voss Hakkiskikk, Rat Lineman, Wisconsin Blodgers - Broken Arm
03/05/2024: Griffin "Flying Lion" Miller, Rat Lineman, UDub Ratskis - Smashed Knee
Season 44
03/08/2024: Josh Padilla, Wood Elf Lineman, Bro-hio State Buckeyes - Killed
Season 45
07/14/2024: Richard Petty, Dark Elf Lineman, Appalahcian State Gentlemen - Broken Arm
08/06/2024: Caleb Downs, Wardancer, Bro-hio State Buckeyes - Killed
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MVPs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
8/30/2023: Wisconin Blodgers
Season 45
06/22/2024: Dell Of War Blood Hens
07/14/2024: Appalahcian State Gentlemen
08/06/2024: Bro-hio State Buckeyes
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Freshman - Season 46
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Freshman - Season 46
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One of the all time great NHL Wingers, Patrick Kane was born in Buffalo, New York, and developed an early interest in hockey. His father was a season ticket holder for the Buffalo Sabres, and frequently took his family to games.
Senior - Season 46
TD:
Season 44
01/07/2024: Colorado Mines Orediggers - Team TD #8
01/21/2024: Poli Puerkos - Team TD #10 - Scored despite having a dislodged skate blade (greasy cleats)
02/22/2024: [IVCC] Ranchers - Team TD #14
07/14/2024: Appalahcian State Gentlemen - Team TD #27
Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
09/04/2023: Phil Tschner, Rat Lineman, Brown University Underdark - Killed
MVPs:
After attending the Nichols School for the Way Too Rich To Live In Buffalo and being voted the most hated college basketball player in history in an ESPN online poll, this smug bastard of a hobgoblin scored the first ever TD on the first ever drive of the first ever game for Buffalo.
Even by the standards of a Chaos Dwarf team he is considered a prick. But, he gave UB the not-disastrous start it needed, so we are grateful he is here.
We didn't think we could ever sink to the level of Duke fans, but here we are. Thank you Christian Laettner.
Sophomore - Season 46
Records wiped due to Cycleing during his Junior Season (45). Christian Laettner 1.0 did some cool stuff and scored some TDs and hurt one or two people. But life is starting Afresh with Christian Laettner 2.0. OG CL will always be remembered for scoring Buffalo's first ever TD.
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Tyree Jackson (born November 7, 1997) is an American football tight end for the Philadelphia Eagles of the National Football League. He played college football as a quarterback at Buffalo.
Senior - Season 46
TDs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/11/2023: Miami College of GarcCoin. Team TD #3
09/26/2024: Woodsworth College HE - Team TD #7
Season 44
01/21/2024: Poli Puerkos Team TD #9
02/05/2024: Hawai'i University - Team TD #11
02/28/2024: {J.J.C.} Wolfbloods - Team TD #15
03/05/2024: UDub Ratskis - Team TD #16
Season 44 Famous Irrana Potata Bowl
05/13/2024: Universidad Azteca - Team TD #20
Season 45
06/14/2024: Duqueswood Green Dukes - Team TD #22
06/14/2024: Duqueswood Green Dukes - Team TD #23
06/27/2024: Colorado Mines Orediggers - Team TD #24
07/05/2024: Drexel Draugrs - Team TD #26
07/14/2024: Appalahcian State Gentlemen - Team TD#28
08/31/2024: UDub Ratskis - Team TD #30
09/16/2024: UNLV Throwin' Rebels - Team TD #32
Cas:
06/14/2024: Ganderly Truegrass, Wood Elf Lineman, Duqueswood Green Dukes - Dislocated Shoulder (appo'd)
MVP:
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Sexy Lexy. The pride of Orchard Park. nWo Wolf Pack for lyfe.
Senior - Season 46
Cas:
Season 44
01/07/2024: Remington Wham, Hobgoblin Lineman, Colorado Mines Orediggers - Badly Hurt
02/22/2024: Woopa, Chaos Beastman, [IVCC] Ranchers - Badly Hurt
03/05/2024: (Foul) - Bur Skikner, Rat Oger, UDub Ratskis, - Neck Injury. Elbow Drop Stright To the Throat. This foul turned a near-certain into a draw. Lex also tossed a Rat blitzer into the stands this game. That rat was fine.
07/05/2024: Olaf Berserker - Berserker - Drexel Draugrs - Badly Hurt
TDs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/07/2023 - TCU Horned Frogs. Team TD #2
08/11/2023 - Miami College of GarcCoin. Team TD #4
08/19/2024 - Ram State Buck-ń-Eyes. Team TD #29
MVP:
Season 44
03/7/2024: Bro-hio State Buckeyes
3/20/2024: Texas Tech Red Reptiles