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KongĀ“s Kittens
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During the game against <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=206>Midgical Mastery Tour</a> Kong was hit by a flying halfling and died.
He wont let that stop him from leading the Kittens.
Young, handsome Pong wants to follow in daddy's footsteps.
Kong, ofcourse, is quite pleased with this decision and has great plans for his son to take over the team when he is dead. Well, Kong IS already dead...but when he feels he is ready, rather.
First game daddy bribes gave Pong the MvP, though he never even touched the ball and mostly was kept out of harm's way by Max.
Pong, ofcourse, knows very little of this.
Bishop is an agent of the team's mysterious financieer "Mr.Y". He was sent to replace Bloated Bederick as the man on the inside after Bedericks failure...
Bishop was nearly killed in his first match though. He escaped with an amputated leg after a fridge crasched onto court mid-game. Coincidence? Bishop knows that is not the case. Some unknown faction is out to get him, and "they" are bound to try again. It doesnt surprise him...the information he is in possession of could alter reality, after all.
Refitted with a new leg made of gold he is a bit slower but hits a bit harder as well.
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El Gringo is pretty loco, by elven standards.
He has tried most of what Extreme sports has to offer: Bungy-jumping in Lustria, surfing the waves of Ulthuans jagged-cliff coast and snow-boarding the icy peaks of Naggaroth. He was always looking for new ways to get "rad"...but bored easily. Until he started his Bloodbowl career, that is.
Now he is more radical than ever and gets a lot of chicks too.
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Morden Blush is not a easily startled person, nor is he superstituous.
Many of the Kittens are though. Most seem reluctant to speak to Morden and show no interest in getting to know him. This ofcourse has an explanation: Morden Blush is Number 6...and a catcher to boot. All who have held that position has died messy, violent deaths (Marlboro man, Lips).
His teammates dont expect Morden to live either, and wants to detach themselves from the trauma of his imminent death.
Morden, ofcourse, has vowed to prove them wrong.
Jason is the drummer for the Black-metal band "Lucifers Chosen". He worships the Dark Lord on a regular basis for superelf-strength.
The other Kittens are a bit afraid of him, because he dyes his hair and always wears black and a lot of skulls and chains. He is a pretty normal guy apart for the devil-worshipping though.
Probably only Lucifer knows why he is nicknamed "Catnip".
The mysterious mr. Ozymandias..or "Ozzy" to his closest friends, is the most violent of the kittens. In spite of his obvious lack of combat-oriented skills he holds the record for most casualities made in the team (something which annoys the hell out of Siegfried Starr).
This of course has an explanation. Ozymandias has the gift to get really really angry, something which is very rare amongst the highelves.
His wife, Majsan, has begged him to take anger-management classes. Ozymandias wants to make his wife happy, but is afraid that the therapy might impair his effectivity in the game, so he is yet undecided what to do.
Siegfried comes from an upper middleclass home, but ever since he killed the thrower <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1294341>Miss Surehands</a> he has been thowing phrases like "Watch out Homies watch out Beeches, Cos I`m coming down to wash your Snitches!" and "Ill put a cap in yo ass" around.
The other Kittens has asked Siegfried to stop talking like that because they cant understand him, but he says he'll do what he wants because he is "Gangsta" and they are not.