Will Page is a wood elf lineman who dreams of becoming a star player in the blood bowl league. Unfortunately, Will Page has neither the talent nor the luck to achieve this goal. Will Page is constantly getting injured, knocked out, or fouled by the opposing team. Will Page is also very annoying to their teammates, who often wish they could trade them for a better player or a bag of gold. They are always complaining, whining, or making sarcastic remarks that no one finds funny. Will thinks they are witty and clever, but they are actually just rude and obnoxious. He Page has a habit of blaming everyone else for their failures, and never admits their own mistakes. They are a liability to their team, and a nuisance to everyone else. Ultimately, Will Page is the worst wood elf lineman in the history of blood bowl.