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Demelash Areda [OTT]
#1
Rotspawn
MA
4
ST
5
AG
5+
PA
-
AV
10+
R
0
B
43
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
6
XPP
6
SS
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Loner
Mighty Blow
Plague Ridden
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
Block (40k)
Guard (20k)
Stand Firm (20k)
62nd pick: Demelash Areda [OTT] (Block, Guard, Stand Firm, 6 free spp)

FOR NELPHINE: 38 total spp
ALSO FOR NELPHINE: 52 total spp at time of death
T.J. Hoofenson [TB]
#2
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
10+
R
10
B
165
P
0
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
2
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
34
XPP
24
SS
28
SPP
30
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Plague Ridden
Regeneration
Block (20k)
Defensive (40k)
Guard (20k)
Side Step (40k)
With the 1st pick of pool 3 the Keen Play Hackers select,

3.017.32 Blitzer/Strength T.J. Hoofenson [TB] (Block, Guard, Sidestep, 24 spp)

Who will become the most annoying a Bloater the league has ever seen, or die trying.
 
T Off [UoT]
#3
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
10+
R
5
B
97
P
0
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
12
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Plague Ridden
Regeneration
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Stand Firm (20k)
With the 24th pick the Keen Play Hackers selects,

32I9 T Off [UoT] Blitzer/Strength (Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, 0 spp)

As a bloater.
Virden [MzST]
#4
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
10+
R
3
B
167
P
0
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
1
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
21
XPP
5
SS
12
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Plague Ridden
Regeneration
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
With the 56th pick the Keen Play Hackers select,

31J-2 Virden [MzST] (30, 5spp, Block, Guard)

Quite possibly the least-bloated bloater imaginable.
 
Blooguard
#5
Bloater
MA
4
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
10+
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Plague Ridden
Regeneration
Johnson [MzSt]
#6
Pestigor
MA
7
ST
3
AG
2+
PA
5+
AV
9+
R
475
B
35
P
1
F
0
G
22
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
15
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
54
XPP
1
SS
28
SPP
27
Injuries
-pa
Skills
Horns
Plague Ridden
Regeneration
+AG (40k)
+MA (20k)
Block (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
With the 1st pick of pool 2 the Keen Play Hackers select,

2.007.32 Line/skilled Johnson [MzSt] (+AG, Block, SureHands, 1 spp)

As a Pestigor.
 
Bloog
#7
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
8
B
26
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
5
XPP
7
SS
6
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Plague Ridden
Regeneration
Block (20k)
Wormouth
#8
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
-1
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Plague Ridden
Regeneration
 
Bobba
#9
Pestigor
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
9+
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Plague Ridden
Regeneration
Poison Slug
#10
Rotter Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
9+
R
0
B
66
P
0
F
1
G
24
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
4
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
20
XPP
7
SS
11
SPP
16
Injuries
n
Skills
Decay
Plague Ridden
Tackle (10k)
Wrestle (20k)
 
Mad Mushroom
#11
Rotter Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
9+
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n
Skills
Decay
Plague Ridden
Bounder
#12
Rotter Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
9+
R
1
B
57
P
0
F
1
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
18
XPP
7
SS
10
SPP
15
Injuries
n
Skills
Decay
Plague Ridden
Dauntless (10k)
Wrestle (20k)
 
Sparky
#13
Rotter Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
9+
R
0
B
36
P
0
F
6
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
7
SS
11
SPP
0
Injuries
n
Skills
Decay
Plague Ridden
Block (10k)
Kick (20k)
Andy Mazurczak [POLI]
#15
Rotter Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
8+
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
2
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
8
XPP
0
SS
3
SPP
5
Injuries
-av
Skills
Decay
Plague Ridden
Dirty Player (10k)
A dorf from fitz: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=16561244

That has now turned into a player that fitz can admire. DAS BOOT!
 
Not Not Dying Ryan
#16
Rotter Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
6+
AV
9+
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
3
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Decay
Plague Ridden
Dirty Player (10k)
From this match...

We see the transformation of the one, the only, the original Not Dying Ryan into the vastly improved cheaper festering reincarnation.

Some say Not Dying Ryan was the longest-lived player around. Others say Not Not Dying Ryan will become the longest-deathed player ever!

Accept no imitations!*










*other than this sloppily reanimated facsimile as it shambles around.