Evil twin of <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1294265>Kong</a> (now <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1301610>Kong the Undead</a>) and founder of this team.

In an attempt to regain their parents' favor and respect, Mong set out to create a team of his own. As Kong was always their favorite son, Mong didn't have any money or contacts, so he just put up posters down in the slums. The response was overwhelming, and he'll have as many recruits as he'll ever need.

Jill was arrested no less than forty-eight times for forgery. She could, and would, forge anything that would earn her some fast money. After selling a forged totem pole to a band of rabid goblins she had to quit and go underground, after the goblin's god was angered and sent them out of a gob-jihad to kill Jill.

Strawberry was once a big-time pimp before all his hookers died of old age. Near the end, he always regretted not ever getting any new ones, an idea which he actually never thought of.

Inventor of the watermelon, Laffey lived a few years of wealth before it was discovered that it was just a plant from some exotic location. After losing a duel of honor against professor Norris, he was thrown out of the Inventor Association in shame.

Zyg was found in a meteor crater by a childless couple, who took him home to their pig-farm and raised him as their own son. As he grew up, he displayed remarkable supertalents. These included making eggs disappear, peeling potatoes a bit faster than normal people, and the ability to turn milk yellow. When he became an adult, his parents revealed the truth about his origin, and that they were not his biological parents. Zyg accepted it, as well as the fact that he had been growing up under the care of two half-witted strangers. He murdered them and slipped away at night with their few belongings.

Sanchez used to be a famous portrait painter for the Aeon Pjäx magazine before it was revealed that his paintbrush was a magical artifact given to him by the Chaos Powers, with the ability to steal the soul of whoever he portrayed. After getting fired, and the paintbrush destroyed by the Inquisition, he ended up doing class portraits for schools. When it became apparent that he was still stealing souls by giving the children his Crayons of Chaos, he was banned from ever doing commercial work again.

After a few training games, the Mittens already had some casualties. In order to cut back on salaries, the coach built a new player from spare parts and voodoo magics.

Maginot was swallowed by a whale as an infant, and when he became old enough he ate his way out from the inside. Now he's a psychological mess, but the experts say that playing Blood Bowl might be a good way to forget all those years in the belly.

Younger brother of <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1294274>Hannibal</a>, and the black sheep of the family. Not only did his older brother get a cool name while 'Cannibal' is just a very, very bad name, but he also got all attention and care while Cannibal was forced to work in a sweatshop since the actual day he turned 3. Most of the money he earned was deposited into the account that their parents set up for Hannibal's education and whatever he wanted to do.

Once, after a 28-hour shift of making underwear for old people, Cannibal kept some of his salary and bought half a handful of berries, but when this was discovered he received a severe beating and was thrown out of the house.

Since Kong had a bloated guy when he started out, Mong wanted a fat guy for his premiere games. Frederick was originally a barrel salesman before his addiction to lard took control over him, plunging him into the Abyss of Obesity.