This giant hunk of metal was graciously sponsored by the local transport systems. Meaning, a huge amount of metal trash and rusty junk had a few years time to coalesce to one giant metal piece of art.

With only marginal cuts and some welding, this massive troll of trash was arranged to a somewhat humanoid/goblinoid form. A few old servomotors for general movement, a transmitter for remote control, presto.

Unfortunately, no amount of water or oil can keep it from overheating regularly, which might be a reliability for, say, construction work and the like.

It is nice, having your own little watchtower on your compound to add to the meager security measures.

Even better when you are a genius and make it able to walk around!

Formerly a mobile transport platform for managing huge payloads in storage facilities, trainstations etc. the Pinch-O-Matic impresses with some serious upgrades to his former forklift and stabilizer.

Thrown-together parts from a hospitalbed, a discarded warwalker and a sorting machine, Frizzle might have felt a bit cheeky when naming this strange contraption.

Nevertheless, its huge closeable clawlike arms and the overtuned particle beam make for a world of hurt. If it isn't malfunctioning.

If some fortresses or minor outposts get sacked, most people go for coin, weapons, food. Frizzle wondered why nobody would plunder part of the fortifications.

Anyway, he "found" a battered siegetower some time back and filled it up with a large waterboiler and copper pipes, trying to get it mobile. Sometimes it even works. But when the boiler blows, the scraprats have to step in before it can get another try.

The latest accident... experiment?... The latest accideriment with a supercharged elektromagnet took half of Frizzles stores ressources. No play on words. It took it. And attached it to its magnetic center. It grew large enough to rival the local watchtowers.

The first semi-autonomous construct on the team, 'Avy', as Frizzle calls her affectionately, uses its magnetic core to manipulate its outer shell of trashed metal, simulating movement with quite the skill. Like a sluggish armored blob.

Playing bloodbowl AND cleaning the lawn as he goes, isn't he great?