When he was young, "The Machine" wasn't a very big ogre... In fact, he was very puny, even by human standards. But one day he got so frustrated that people didn't see him as an ogre, that he started training... real hard. He trained so hard in fact, that one day he realised he was bigger than all the other ogres! So he had to bring it down a notch, so that the other ogres didn't hate him for his buffed chest, buldging biceps and ripped quads.... Today, "The Machine" is very happy. He found a home in the Friends of Frank, and even got himself a nice girlfriend; a lady called "Baby Blue" Cath, playing for the Orcish Ladies... things couldn't be better! Unless...