The team captain. Vishnak's ability to raise havoc is legendary in his mountain home. At the tender age of three, he pushed his father of a cliff face to "see if e co'd fwy!" He also holds the Mad Pass record for most fights in a week (27), most fights won in a week (27), and most times exiled (3). Even the frequent wars didnt keep Vishnak occupied away from home long enough, so the orc elders decided to make him the captain of their new blood bowl team, and told coach Nerfic "Don't come home until you win the Bloodbowl!"<br>

He has recently been suffering from "Prime-Time" disease as he leads the team in TDs, casualties, and opponents driven out of bounds. In the last two games he has commited 2 turnovers trying to do fancy blitzs while carrying the ball and tripping over tackle zones.

When asked to describe his approach to the game he said.. "I grab him... and I kick him.. and I beat the sh*t out of him... when he falls I steps on his neck, and then I look for another!"

More known for his ability to get the marrow out of those tough Dwarf bones than his ability to play bloodbowl. You might remember Vicejaw from "Ratly's Believe it or Don't!" where he was shown biting swords in half.

Recently, in an interview was asked about his battles with alcohlism. This is what he had to say "Can't *hic* throw the ball *hic* if I be sober *hic*" Kid's love Ballripper, he spends alot of time in city parks flat on the grass unconcious. Many halfling children use his ample gut as a trampoline, while the orc children make bets on when he will vomit!

Yes... before you ask... he really does beat lepers.

34 games without block.. and never been seriously hurt.. go figure.

A new acquisition. Balzac was press-ganged onto the team after a bar-fight. He is doing rather well however, and is racking up MVP awards and casualties!<br>

No one even knew funkie was on the team until after they went out on a road trip. Manglebone, being sensitive, was the first to notice "Hey! something smells funky in the baggage car!" Nerfic sent the 4 black orcs on the team to find out was causing a stench bad enough to bother an ogre. The orcs dissapeared into the baggage car and a terrible rucus was heard, quickly replaced by silence. Coach Nerfic ran back to see what was the matter, and found a goblin sitting on top of a tangled pile of Black Orc limbs, teeth, and armour. "Sorry boss.. e was to qwik for us!" grunted one of the sets of armour. Thus Funkie the Dodger was born.

Another new recruit. Deathbreaker came out of the stands in game 7s pitch invasion. He stomped on a skaven so hard it died. Coach Nerfic immediatly sign the young fire-brand to a 2 year deal.<br>
Recent work in the weight room has recently payed off for Durok. Expect to see him flexing his muscles on the field more often!