„Dumm mit Hut“, formally known as Jan Usewitsch, signed for the “Dogger Dodgers” two years ago. The lack of brain and his preference for really terrible hats gave him his unique name. Originally his career started, exactly like Ekardo "The Kuh Koenig" Hardman, with the "Augsburg Geographic Sleepers". After however his BAT IV contract ran out, he had to look for a new challenge. Since his entry he improved constantly and became one of the best players. Causing 3 Casualties in one game, "Dumm mit Hut" became very famous. The “Phy Sicks Gang”, a well organised fan club, worships him at least once a day.

Ekardo "The Kuh König" Hardman played more than 30 years for the "Augsburg Geography Sleepers" under such famous trainers like Joseph "Das Arschloch" Young. Seeking for honor and burned out by his braindead wife Cladonia he recently joined the "Dogger Dogders".