Emperor Feller ("The Granite Guardian")

Carved from unyielding stone and brought to life by a misfired spell (thanks, team wizard), Emperor Feller is a towering foo statue with a surprising knack for Blood Bowl. Despite his lack of flexibility—or any joints, for that matter—he's an immovable force on the field, serving as both captain and morale booster for the Hin Dynasty. His favorite tactic? Standing perfectly still until the opposition trips over him. Unstoppable, unflappable, and slightly mossy, Feller is the dynasty's rock in more ways than one.

Emperor Waffle ("The Stone Strategist")

The founder of the WOBBL league and the mastermind behind the Hin Dynasty, Emperor Waffle is another animated foo statue with a love for chaos and competition. While his stone exterior exudes calm wisdom, his game plans are as wild and unpredictable as a Halfling feast. Known for his booming voice (which occasionally causes birds to scatter) and his immovable defense, Waffle’s favorite pastime is standing on the sidelines, yelling strategies like “Run faster!” or “Don’t get squished!” Despite being made of stone, his enthusiasm is infectious, proving that even a statue can have a heart of gold—or granite.

Emperor Taba ("The Shadow Streak")

Since his college days, the undisputed star of the Hin Dynasty, Emperor Taba is a ninja Halfling with moves so quick even his own shadow struggles to keep up. Known for his dazzling agility, jaw-dropping flips, and a knack for vanishing from tackles, Taba is the team’s secret weapon—and he knows it. Whether he’s somersaulting into the end zone or snatching pies from under the noses of teammates, Taba is the flashiest player on the pitch. With fans chanting his name and opponents left spinning, Taba’s philosophy is simple: “Play hard, strike fast, and always land on your feet!”

Emperor Nietizen ("The Flying Foot of Fury")

A Komusubi Halfling with a penchant for punting, Emperor Nietizen is both feared and loved by his teammates—depending on whether they’re flying through the air or not. With a kick that could launch a teammate (or a pie) across the pitch, Nietizen views Blood Bowl as the perfect blend of sumo technique and slapstick comedy. He insists that his "launch plays" are tactical genius, though the bruised Landings Squad might disagree. Always ready with a bow, a grin, and a well-timed boot, Nietizen kicks his way into the hearts (and occasionally the end zones) of fans everywhere.

Emperor Brutus ("The Soaring Sacrifice")

Emperor Brutus is a kamikaze Halfling with a flair for the dramatic and a complete disregard for personal safety. Known for launching himself into opponents (and sometimes teammates) with reckless abandon, his motto is simple: “If I’m not flying, I’m not trying!” Brutus treats every play as a chance to go out in a blaze of glory, usually leaving a pile of stunned players—or splinters—in his wake. Fans love his fearless attitude, though team healers have started keeping a cart ready just for him. For Brutus, there’s no glory without a good crash landing!

Emperor Anki ("The Feline Phantom")

Emperor Anki is the team's "cat"—not in the sense of agility or grace, but in the sense that he’s often seen lounging on the sidelines, pretending to be uninterested in the game until something shiny catches his eye. With a natural ability to nap in the most inconvenient places, Anki insists he’s only conserving energy for when "the time is right." While he may spend half the game rolling around in the grass or chasing his tail, when it’s time to pounce, he’s lightning fast, leaping into action with the focus of a cat chasing a laser pointer. His teammates tolerate his aloofness because, much like a cat, Anki occasionally delivers when you least expect it—just with more naps in between.

Emperor Z ("The Ancient Glory")

Emperor Z is the team’s living legend—if by “legend” you mean the guy who won the minors... over a decade ago. Z loves to regale anyone within earshot with tales of "the good ol' days" when Blood Bowl was played on dirt fields, and Halflings still knew how to throw a proper block (or so he says). He’s got a collection of old trophies that he insists "would’ve been more impressive if we had a better team back then.” Despite his constant reminiscing, Z’s still got the moves (sort of)—though it usually takes him a few tries to remember what they were. His advice to the team? “Just trust me, I’ve seen it all, especially the parts where I did all the work.”

Emperor Dunwair ("The Superior Streak")

Emperor Dunwair is the self-proclaimed greatest Halfling to ever grace the pitch—just ask him, he’ll tell you (repeatedly). Bitter that his brilliance often goes unnoticed, Dunwair spends more time critiquing his teammates than actually playing, shouting things like, “I could’ve done that better!” even while flat on his back. Despite his grumpy demeanor, Dunwair has undeniable talent—though his inflated ego usually trips him up (sometimes literally). Whether he’s berating a ref, lecturing opponents, or complaining about the pie selection, Dunwair is a walking reminder that confidence doesn’t always equal competence.

Emperor Russel ("The Sage of the Scrum")

Emperor Russel is the Hin Dynasty’s legendary mentor, dispensing wisdom as freely as Halflings devour second breakfasts. A seasoned veteran with an encyclopedic knowledge of the game (and an uncanny ability to nap mid-play), Russel is the calm voice of reason in the team’s chaotic huddle. Known for his catchphrase, “A clear head wins the day, but a full stomach wins the night,” he’s equal parts coach, cheerleader, and occasional referee. While his moves on the pitch are more methodical than flashy, his true strength lies in teaching his team the art of victory—or at least the art of looking good while losing.

Emperor Kozilek ("The Shady Newbie")

Emperor Kozilek is the fresh-faced recruit who joined the Hin Dynasty under mysterious circumstances—rumors swirl that his previous team mysteriously disappeared... but no one’s asking too many questions. Smooth-talking and always eager to prove himself, Kozilek is a Halfling who can’t seem to get through a game without pulling off a “questionable” play. Whether he’s “accidentally” tripping his teammates or “strategically” causing confusion in the huddle, Kozilek’s tactics are as unpredictable as his loyalty. One thing’s for sure: Don’t turn your back on him... unless you’re hoping he’ll be nice and let you win.

Emperor Outkast ("The Fallen Phenom")

Emperor Outkast came to the Hin Dynasty with a glittering resume, boasting trophies, records, and accolades from leagues far and wide. Expectations were sky-high, but on the WOBBL pitch? Absolutely nothing. Despite his best efforts (or so he claims), Outkast has managed to bungle every opportunity, from fumbling easy catches to tripping over his own shoelaces. His once-legendary reputation now hangs by a thread, and whispers of “What happened to that guy?” echo across the stands. While his past glories shine brightly elsewhere, in this league, Outkast is living proof that sometimes, greatness just doesn’t translate—and it’s kinda embarrassing, really.

Emperor KhaTazadun ("The Blood-soaked Tyrant")

Emperor KhaTazadun is the Hin Dynasty’s most fearsome recruit, a Halfling with a taste for blood—and not just the post-game sausages. His ferocity caught the team’s attention during a notorious match where so much blood was spilled that the field resembled a crimson swamp. KhaTazadun thrived in the chaos, cackling as he left a trail of broken players in his wake. Now, he brings that same unrelenting savagery to every game, delighting fans and horrifying opponents. His teammates aren’t sure what scares them more: his battle cries or the way he sharpens his shurikens during halftime. For KhaTazadun, every game is a battlefield, and he’s here to win—or at least make sure nobody else survives.