SHIN-GOJI: The Bootlegger. Shin-Goji founded Neo-Monster Island on August 11th, 2000. From his lair of bootleg vinyl and molested theater exclusives, he has waged a one-man war against the world of Godzilla Fandom and web comics in general.

SPACE-HOJO: The Ghost Writer. Space Hojo is Shin-Goji's long suffering roomate. A true soul brother, he'd much rather listen to some Led Zepplin or Steely Dan than torture his delicate ears with the crap spewn out over the radio, especially rap and pop. Space Hojo contributes heavily to the development of Twisted Kaiju Theater.

MOGEURA MARIUS: The Wheelman. Bidibidibidi! Another of Shin-Goji's friends reduced to Twikki from Buck Rogers. Also a long-suffering victim of Shin-Goji's bull, he buries himself in his Taekwondo, his motorcycle, and his vinyl women.

GRENDEL: The Smuggler. This voodoo lovin', tequila drinkin' Stormtrooper in one of the best miniature painters around. This guy is a bigger lecher than any of the other Toxic Pirates, and will probably end up in jail long before Shin-Goji does. By the way, he really does hate it when you ask him, "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

C-BALL SLEAZEBALL: The Married Man. Life has not been kind to C-Ball. Already saddled with the burden of being associated with Shin-Goji, C-Ball is also a husband and a father. He's had to give up his days of punk rock and Danzig worship, but he's traded them in for a glorious sunset of Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers. No clowns down here. Since he's married, he also gets laid more than any of the other Toxic Pirates combined.

THOR: The Manga Fanboy. Don't ask where his hammer is. You won't be original. Thor is the resident manga artist of Neo-Monster Island and has a "special" store of rare artist's ink. As a major artist in Antartic Press, he helped Twisted Kaiju Theater see actual publication!

KING GHIDORAH: He's the idiot friend you can't live without. Well known for his ability to poop lemon-sours on command, he is one of the most infamous kaiju on Neo-Monster Island. He's not all that bright, either.

GINO: Known commonly as Godzilla In Name Only, he is commonly an outcast. But all kaiju stick together when times get rough. He's not as big of a whipping boy as Mothra is.

GIGAN: NOT a big black chicken. He's one half of the General Managerialship of the Mexican Wrestling Circuit. As a cyborg engine of destruction, he knows how to whip some serious ass.

Angilas (or Anguirus, whatever you prefer) was Godzilla's first monster foe in Godzilla Raids Again (1955). He battled Godzilla on an island, and in Osaka, where Godzilla killed him. Angilas's second appearance was in Destroy All Monsters (1968) as Godzilla's ally and not his enemy. From that movie on, Angilas remained Godzilla's most trustworthy ally