Since the rash of Thrower deaths, the coaching staff told the Son he'd better get good fast or he'd be next!! He listened. He'll be PART of that coaching staff soon, though. Until then he throws the precision balls and let's Tosser heave the bombs.

Aged at 51

As quiet as his brother, Nobu is the younger of the Samurai's Twin Terrors. Warpstone experimentation as a youth left him with a seemingly serious debilitation: a tentacle for a left leg. However, he sees it as a badge of honor.

KILLS:
Witch Elf - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2756101>Raganele</a>

Called upon to replace the revered Shogun, Yamamoto made an instant impact: 2 TDs in his first game and 3 casualties in his second. A true Samurai. While he's the older of the Twin Terrors, he's also a lot more agile and relishes slipping through the defense to punish Catchers.

<b>Avenger</b>
In a game against a vastly superior Amazon team, fan-favorite linerat Half Nelson was killed. The apothecary resurrected him and he was promptly killed again. Yama took offense to this and summarily executed TWO of the females. Perhaps opponents will show more tact in the future.

KILLS:
Skaven Linerat - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1772095>Bagarterts</a>
Amazon Linewoman - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2180343>Brianne</a>
Amazon Blitzer - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2422731>Emily II</a>

This rat has such a huge coke habit that he owed some dangerous people a lot of money...turns out some of those people also own the Samurai. Either he plays for them and scores like crazy or he loses a limb for every game he doesn't score in.

This rat is so unbelievably stoned it's hard to describe. Why the HELL the team signed him is a mystery worthy of Hercule Poirot himself. It might be why he never scores. Crackhead.

In his stoned paranoia, though, 'X' truly believes that the refs secretly stash drugs inside the ball. He's constantly going after it and if you have the ball it's hard to get him off of you.

Rum likes his girls young, pretty.....and unconscious.

Brought over from the Lower Cathay Under 18 Recreational League, this fast rat has one love: dropping a deuce while getting shined up.

"Tosser", as he's called by most, is bigger than most throwers. He's the Yin to Sam's Yang. Tosser throws the long ball and holds the team record for completions in a game with 6. Not bad for what was once "a fumble-fingered scrub."

When given a choice, this rat ALWAYS picks Door #2.

He may be unlucky, but as Skaven Lineman go he's a dinosaur. "Almost" exudes a calming effect on the less experienced linemen, who are usually running for their lives....A.U.L.G. tells them where to run. Then kills their pursuers.

KILLS:
DE Blitzer - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1527851>Bantotho</a>
HE Lineman - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1613937>Uniratus</a>
HE Lineman - apothed
DE Lineman - apothed

This guy's a chip off the old block. He's dead popular and hurts people...just like his dear, old <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1632673>dad</a>.

KILLS:
Human Catcher - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2924061>Reche Caldwell</a>

This rat wears little girls like most people wear rings...

In times of severe crisis the noble Houses would appeal to the highest levels for assistance. With the Samurai in a constant state of rebuilding and ageing crippling stars at every turn, the appeal was reluctantly issued. The Emperor was the response.

Some Norseman's response was to chopblock the Emp into the dirt. The Norseman got back up and ran off....Emp got up and has limped ever since. He's not as violent as coaches would like but he serves his purpose: intimidation.

KILLS:
Wardancer - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2712891>Leah</a> on a crowdpush.