L.A. Jim is the all time passing leader at Purtu. Once murdered and ate an Elven sideline reporter that kept repeatedly calling him Criss.

After a stint in the O.W.F.(Orc Wrestling Federation), Kebbin returns to his rightful spot as the Kaptain of Da Blu Boyz. Before his retirement, was feared league wide as one of the dirtiest players ever to take the pitch.

Played an entire playoff match with a broken leg. Sometime in the second half, he laid on his back and swung the badly mangled limb in a circular motion, killing 2 and badly hurting 3 others. Not the smartest player to ever play the game.

Smooth and Quick, Marshull can score from anywhere on the pitch as long as it's within 6 paces of the endzone. Broke many records playing for the Sun Deego State Aztec Blood Bowl squad. Married his sister...

Famed for his high knee running style, Erk installed spikes on his knee pads during his second season in the league. He proceeded to break league records for paces rushed. After the referees found out, they made him grow long greasy curly hair and wear thick rimmed glasses. He was then banished to the Island of Ind-Knee-Apple-Less

But he's back!!..and better than ever!

Nicknamed "Da Head Slappa" Once banned for one season after a player's head that he slapped in an attempt to reach the Passer flew into the lap of the Commisioner's wife, who was sitting in the stands.

Former #1 pick from the Buckeye Peninsula. Keeps getting fatter and fatter every year while at the same time asking for more money.

Sings in Da Blu Boyz Glee Club. Has a voice that resembles the sound a goblin makes after being sat on by an Ogre. Despite his oral prowess, likes to kill things with his bare hands.

Big, bearded and mean as Hell, Maulin also sells flowers in his spare time....from the graves of those he has killed on the pitch.

Nobody knows where Deev comes from, and nobody cares. They just know to get out of the way when "Da Boot" comes a runnin.

Once ripped the head off a player for kicking his Passer when he was down. Threw the head into the stands and it landed in the lap of the Commissioner's wife. Also suspended for this prank.

The longest tenured Blu Boy, Jaggy has sons older than most of his teammates. As an amateur, he paved the way for all time leading pace rusher Wultar Payztun. Once killed a ref by looking at him the wrong way.

Was banned from his home island of Nibbraksa for beating and throwing his ogirlfriend down a flight of stone stairs. Repeated run-ins with the law have made him a wanted man on and off the pitch.

Ol Ornory, as he is affectionately known, is quite the accomplished player on the pitch. Known for his deftness and ability to stick the boot in anything he sees, he scored 2TD's and 3 Casualties in his final game with the Freezno State BullDawgs. The only known survivor from the famed "Ball & Chain" gang.