Ongar The Great allways wanted to be a black orc, being allmost as bad as his bigger cousins. The coach therefore gave him a try on the field, but he was badly maimed for a full year. Since then he has been doing a lot of work-out (consists mostly of beating goblins to as small a pulp as "humanly" possible), and this has made him quite a bit tougher. He is now every bit as tough as his larger cousins...

"You brek me bons" was heard from below the heap of kult of carnage players jumping up and down on the "lucky" goalscorer for the 3rd time this match. Spiky magazine later proclaimed: "if you cant take the cheers, dont score". The Malk de koijns Univers team refused to believe that Ghazkull was an orc, and only after an extensive amount of "persuasion" they let go of the claims. He has been the lead scorer on this team since that match, and Spike magazine reports him as having a unique talent for scoring TD (for an orc) and will watch his career closely...

Mighty Moe is a stunty little fellow. He is not seen on the pitch that often, being that his sole purpose in life is to be thrown down the field by Ungork the Mangler and "hopefully" score the winning TD.

With only 3 spp in 21 matches, Thasha Driplesnot is the worst player to ever play on this team. Coaches comment "Iff he didnt have all those nice orc teeths (orc threasure) he would be off this team in a minute".

The thrower position have never been that popular on orc teams.It seems that you never actually get to hit anyone... That is why the most lousy players usually takes up this position. However this was not the case with Bob, who actually loves to play the throwing game ("gues tat skuiq´s nod comin bak"). Afraid to admit his strange tendencies to the other orcs, he wore a see through blind fold to his first training sessions and managed to get: 3 lost toes, a missing ear, 2 lose teeth, broke an arm, his nickname and finally......... his wanted position ("gues hi not as ard as da rest of us").

As his fellow thrower (Blind Bob II) died against the Loan Avengers, Murk the crosseyed II decided to take matters into his own hands, making two completions and scoring a TD against the amazed elves team. Spike magazine later interviewed their coach, who was stunned by this crude and lower level race´s sudden ability to handle the ball.