Austin gotz intacepted by dis leetle dwarfy guy (how humiliating!) inna last turn of da last game weez played. 'E finally decided once an 'for all dat he would only throw da ball if it wus da Safe Throw.

Omni learned 'ow to Strip da Ball afta a game against deez dwarfy guyz an' one of dem had da skill too. Omni made a last second pass to score a TD an' tied up da game! Itz got nuttin to do wit Strippin da Ball, but it wuz a pretty cool move for a Blitzer!

Afta scorin a TD and gettin da MVP against da Tortured Dark Elveses, da team docta noticed dat Obe Ediant had gotten more stronga den before! He musta been workin out between da games! But he musta worked out TOO hard becuz hes got the niggling injury now from da aging.

Obsta wuz da MVP of da game on 8/12/05 vs sum Rats beduz he learned how to hit dem really really hard!

Smashed Hand (Niggling Injury) on a gang-foul by #7, Zombie Kel (Dirty Player) with 4 assists, after a turn over and impossible recovery by the Necromantic team Wolfgang and the Boys, in Turn 6, Half 1.

Poor Ortho will have to retire soon, but will continue on as the team dentist.

Ombudsman: n. 1. One who investigates complaints, as from consumers, reports findings, and assists in acheieving fair settlements.
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Replaced Onk Ologist in the active rotation after Onk's injury and retirement to become the team physician.

Opp gots two cases vs deez Rats on 8/12/05 beduz he learned how to Block for a chance insteada just hittin em whereeva he felt like it!