EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: LELITH HESPERAX!
The Queen Of Screams Talks To Our Intrepid Reporter:
Grotty Little Newspaper: Miss Hesperax, tell us a bit about your early career.
Lelith Hesperax: There isn't really much to tell. By the time I was 12 of your Terran years I had murdered all who stood in my way and become Queen of my Cult. You know, people think that sudden fame just happens, but it takes years of hard work before you get any recognition.
GLN: Now tell us, the question everyone in the Imperium has been asking: have you ever had enhancement surgery?
LH: No. I know you're just doing your job, but these rumours are just maddening. I've had an internal combat drug injector installed - it's so passe wearing it on your belt, and it ruins the look of your armour - but that's it. All this talk of implanted venom fangs and sub-dermal electro-fields is ridiculous. I believe you've got to do your best with what nature gave you.
GLN: As you mention combat drugs, there's been a bit of a scandal about drugs in the Cults lately. What's your stance?
LH: Zero tolerance. I know it's fashionable nowadays to talk about rehabilitation and harm minimization, but I don't go in for any of that crap. If one of my Wyches is found to be taking less than the required amount of stims and amphetamines, they're Warp Beast fodder, no excuses. Just say 'no' to going clean, it's that simple.