The No.1 Party Dude ,can drink a keg of Embalming fluid in under 37 seconds ,

Lonely ghoul looking for love
Likes Eating out , moonlight jaunts and going to church
Dislikes Dentists

Often feels awkward in social situations , unlikley to take a bride

Thinks hes the teams MVP , often gets annoyed with commentators who disagree , has eaten 3 commentators

Has a wonderful collection of golden scarabs , Long ago he was a king and likes to remind everybody on the team about this , only dave seems to care ...

dave rocks

Used to be a presenter for Crystal Telecom in Albion , until his untimely demise

This skeleton, Key is great for opening up opponents defenses

Is unhappy with his complexion , would like to travel but seldom has the time , only team member who is currently married

Jim doesnt realise hes dead , he dislikes away games on the team cart ,has attempted suicide on 43 seperate occasions

Was too sexy for his life , too sexy it hurt

he stinks , and i aint talking about his personal body oder , Kad aver stinks up the pitch

Once a hot shot lawyer , now just skin and bones , how unlikly a story is that ,
won mvp on her first two games despite being sent of on both occasions in the early stages of the match , is a viscious vindictive skiinny lawyer
times sent off 3/3

For a long time Dawg refused to play against Lycanthrope teams ,Hypnotherapy his helped to cure his rhabophobia.