May be hurt, but He'Urtmee will be back.

A day after suffering a career-threatening injury like too many of his teammates, United Blitzer He'Urtmee assured his fans at a press conference that he will not retire to a coaching position like Lineman-teammate Brock but will instead continue to play. The outspoken player, whose consecutive games-played streak will end with their next game, elaborated on the injury and his situation, "The knee was crushed but the docs fixed it up to where I can still play effectively. While I may not be as fast as I used to be, I believe my real strength lies in my ability to put a hurten' on the other team. I'm not going out quietly. They won't take out our best player that easily."

Coach Mick Helmgrim, heavily criticized for playing the Ravagers who were obviously an overpowering team, had this to say: "I'm relieved quite frankly. We need guys who can push others around. Losing him for even a game hurts our team tremendously."