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Dictators'R'Us II
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Ayatollah Khomenei or A.K. amongst friends always had his looks against him. Privately he was known to be a jolly fellow who enjoyed barbeque amongst other things. Liked sending young men running over land mines.
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Idi is known to have eaten his enemies and to berated their chopped off heads. Idi fled Uganda and is a sports commentator when not playing bloodbowl. Idi is the holder og the highest order of the danish crown, the Elephant Order.
P.P. managed to kill 1/7 of the population of Cambodia. During the trial against him he claimed that the uncountable piles of skulls were forgeries.
Motto: We burn the old grass so the new can prosper.
Ivan exterminated the old ruling class of russia, the boyars. Gained supreme power and ruled with great brutality while suffering from extreme paranoia. Strangled his son while in a rage.
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Elena was a perfect match for her spouse, Nikolae Ceausescu. Enough said.
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Together with her husband Ferdinand, Imelda accumulated a wast fortune during the time they ruled the Philipines. A public uprising forced the couple to flee to Hawaii in 1986. At that point Imelda owned 1060 pairs of shoes.
Papa Doc and his son Baby Doc ruled Haiti in part due to their terror squad "Tonton Macoute". In 1985 the election result gave the government 99.98% of the votes. This led to a public uprising which forced Papa Doc to flee to France.
"The Beloved Leader" is a playboy with a fondness for blondes and cartoons. Owns one of the worlds largest armies and a personal core of hookers. Alle radios in North Korea are only able to recieve one station.
Libya is controlled by a cocktail of harcore socialism, arabian nationalism and islamic law. M.Q. spent the 70's and 80's financing international terrorism and is quoted to have said: "The streets of USA shall run red with blood."
Under Mobutu the BNP for Zaire fell to by 1/3 in the period 1958-94. He printed money when ever he felt he was low on cash resulting in a inflation rate over 1000%. Mobutu told his people: "Steal! But dont steal too much or you will be cought."
Last bastion of of world socialism. The marathon-speaker sits securly in the throne dispite embargoes, poisoned cigars and "Bay of Pigs" invasions.
Nikolae ruled his country with an iron fist. Was about to spell his own name with skyscrapers outside Tirana when he and his wife was executed by the disgruntled rumanian population.
A.P. came to power during bloody coup in '73. He made sure to have his own personal and improved constitution passed in 1980 which amongst other things made him senator for life. A.P. dont talk to Isabel Allende at parties.