His seeming inability to pick the ball up from the ground has made 'Maggots' Rampart hated by the teams fans and the cause of much frustration to his teammates and coach. Despite this, once he does get the ball into his maggoty hands, he can actually throw the thing with some proficiency. Well, he can at training anyway. He's yet to make any sort of impression in an actual game.

Introducing 'Bandages' Malone, the famous dodging Mummy. Although fans are baffled as to the origins of his nickname, they are exhilerated by his savage blocking and bizarre ability to dodge his opponent's tackles.