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Said the spider to the fly, let me eat you and we can have omelette
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When the wind turns black, it's either 6:30 pm or you should eat less liquorice
#2
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Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
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Tentacles
I may be small, but I swear on this fleshrot that I'm the biggest one of those I ever saw
#3
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Stunty
A tree fell in the forest and it hit another tree and a domino chain ensued. Peter heard it all.
#4
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Stunty
Tougher than a halfling, faster than a mummy and stronger than a brownie. Impressed yet? Me neither
#5
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Stunty
It's raining fish, so it's really a pity that I feel like chicken
#6
Nurgling
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9
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9
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Stunty
+AG
We could ponder forever why the sky is green or the sea purple, but it's obvious I need another beer
#7
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5
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0
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5
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Regeneration
Stunty
Regenerate aint all it's cracked up to be: life can get boring when you're 3482 years old
#8
Nurgling
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Stunty
If a man is a stupid and ugly one, then the offspring of a halfling and a beast will be 3/4
#9
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Stunty
Man=Stupid=One=Ugly
Halfling + Beast --> 1/2 x half man + 1/2 x half stupid + 1/2 x half ugly
= 1/4 man + 1/4 stupid + 1/4 ugly
= 1/4(man + stupid + ugly)
= 1/4(one + one + one)
= 1/4(3)
= 3/4
Halfling + Beast --> 1/2 x half man + 1/2 x half stupid + 1/2 x half ugly
= 1/4 man + 1/4 stupid + 1/4 ugly
= 1/4(man + stupid + ugly)
= 1/4(one + one + one)
= 1/4(3)
= 3/4
If I die before I wake, at least you won't be able to wake me up before the good part
#10
Nurgling
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Nurgle's Rot
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Stunty
Doofnut, is there anything he can't do?
#11
Nurgling
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Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Game one:
- gets killed by a werewolf on turn 1and regenerates.
- makes a completion on turn 8 of first half.
Game two:
-gets killed by a beastman on turn 7 and regenerates.
-kos a beastman in 2nd half.
- gets killed by a werewolf on turn 1and regenerates.
- makes a completion on turn 8 of first half.
Game two:
-gets killed by a beastman on turn 7 and regenerates.
-kos a beastman in 2nd half.