BadMrMojo's Training Elites
Lesson 1
Scientists have shown that beards cause more misclicks than beer, attractive women or the start or the start of world war III.
Watch out kids.
Not paying attention spoils games.
Lesson 2
This gentleman looks surprised that he isn't winning.
Well he should have spent more time in #Fumbbl_Academy then shouldn't he!
We can't do anything about the lice problem though (sorry)
Lesson 3
Looks confident dosen't he?
Well his teams about to be beaten up by big scary mummies! (Tee hee hee)
If you want to avoid being smacked around like a red headed stepchild, why not try a practice game with some of our helpers?
Catch
Dodge
Block
Side Step
Lesson 4
Aaaw bless.
Cute kid, but fouling makes him cry. (and no one likes a whinger)
Help avoid those pesky fouls in the academy!
Lesson 5
This poor specimen is suffering from Blood Bowl induced narcolepsy , a condition common to those who end up playing games against slow players.
Learn to form your plans during oponents turns to avoid this terrible condition.
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate