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Bender Bending Rodriquez
#1
Dragon Warrior
MA
9
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
59
B
67
P
8
F
0
G
14
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
11
Mvp
1
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+MA
+MA
Dodge
<b>Full name:</b> Bender Bending Rodriquez
<b>Age:</b> 1057 (Head) 4 (Body)
<b>Job:</b> Ship's Cook

Bender is a Unit 22 Bending Unit and was his mothers 1729 th son. His father was killed by a can opener. Comprising of 40% Zinc and 40% Titanium he later attended Bending State college where he majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. He became a legend for his pranks while being part of the house Epsilon rho rho. He then took up a successful career in bending Girders but tried to kill himself when he found out they were for suicide booths. He was saved by Fry and later took up the job of ships cook at Planet Express (now Awsome Express). His other pastimes include watching TV, smoking cigars and stealing. To be able to function properly he needs the chemical energy from alcohol, so excessive drinking is mandatory or he will become sober and unable to control his body. Magnets stuck to his head make him sing like a folk singer.

He was presumed dead, but hey he is an animated star, so he war resurrected......
Flexo
#2
Dragon Warrior
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
47
B
57
P
-1
F
0
G
17
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
9
Mvp
1
GPP
40
XPP
0
SPP
40
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Dodge
Strip Ball
<b>Full name:</b> Flexo
<b>Age:</b> 4
<b>Job:</b> unknown

Flexo is a bending unit which is why he looks like Bender. He is divorced from his wife, Angeline but they are back together now thanks to the interventions of Bender.
 
Philip J Fry
#3
Lion Warrior
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
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0
GPP
0
XPP
0
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0
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Skills
Catch
<b>Full name:</b> Philip J Fry
<b>Age:</b> 25
<b>Job:</b> Delivery Boy

Philip J Fry was born in 1974. He suffered 3 heart attacks in high school after drinking 100 cans of Cola a week. After dropping out of Coney Island college he took three years off during which he continuously watched TV, knowing that someday it would help him save the world. He then got a job delivering pizzas for Panuccis Pizza during which, on December 31 1999, he got frozen while delivering a pizza to Applied Cryogenics. Leaving his two-timing girlfriend Michelle behind he woke up on December 31 2999.
Professor Farnsworth is his great (x30) nephew. In the 20th century he had one brother called Yancy who missed Fry so much when he was frozen, presumed dead, that he named his son Philip to 'carry on the memory of his lost brother'. Currently, he lives with Bender in the Robot Arms Appartments and enjoys watching TV and drinking Slurm. Although he had affairs with Amy before, the woman he is really into is Leela who acknowledges his feelings but won't return them.

He was presumed dead, but hey he is an animated star, so he was resurrected......
Turanga Leela
#4
Lion Warrior
MA
9
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
134
B
32
P
27
F
0
G
15
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
2
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
+MA
Block
Dodge
<b>Full name:</b> Turanga Leela
<b>Age:</b> unknown
<b>Job:</b> Ship's Captain

Leela is the only person from her species that lives on earth. She was brought up in an orphanage and attended high school where she was a bit of an outcast for having oneeye and went dateless to her prom. She took up kick boxing and other similar sports to make up for the lack of friends. Whether she attended college is unknown. She later got a job as a fate assignment officer and after a while met Fry while she was assigning a career to him. He convinced her to quit and she was then offered a job, along with Fry and Bender, on the Planet Express (Now Awsome Express) delivery crew where she impressed Professor Farnsworth enough for him to make her captain. She still has problems with men and often gets jealous of Amy's popularity among the opposite sex. She has a soft spot for Fry but is unsure of anything further than that, due to Fry's clumsy advances.
 
John Zoidberg
#5
Lion Warrior
MA
9
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
101
B
15
P
15
F
0
G
14
Cp
10
In
0
Cs
0
Td
11
Mvp
2
GPP
53
XPP
0
SPP
53
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
+MA
Block
Dodge
Jump Up
<b>Full name:</b> John Zoidberg
<b>Age:</b> unknown
<b>Job:</b> Company Doctor

Dr Zoidberg left his home planet to become a rich doctor but instead he became the Planet Express staff doctor. He went to high school where he made people laugh by having barnacles on his face. When it is time for mating season on his planet, Decapod 10, he becomes angry and violent as well as producing a large fin atop his head. But once his species has mated they die. His species have their small brains in their rump. He has a cousin Zoidfarb and an Uncle, Harold Zoid, who is a silent hologram star. He has a desire to be famous wether it's in the movies or the stand up comedy circuit.
Amy Wong
#6
Lion Warrior
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
25
B
8
P
7
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
<b>Full name:</b> Amy Wong
<b>Age:</b> Unknown
<b>Job:</b> Awesome Express Intern

Amy Wong is a young Mars University student interning at Awesome Express. She is daughter to two very pushy parents, Inez and Leo, who are desperate for her to produce a grandchild for them. Her family come from a very rich background. She wears sweats most of the time mainly to go against her parents comments about dressing like a real lady. But she does have a large, very fashionable wardrobe usually for clubbing and attracting handsome men. Her man-eating style often gets her into conflict with Leela but they are mostly friends. She is currently dating DOOP Lieutenant Kif Kroker
 
Hermes Conrad
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
24
B
55
P
5
F
0
G
21
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
<b>Full name:</b> Hermes Conrad
<b>Age:</b> 25
<b>Job:</b> 37th Class Bureaucrat

Hermes Conrad is a certified 37th class bureaucrat and is married to LaBarbara Conrad. He is an expert limboist, so much so he represented earth in the 2980 Olympics but his competition was tragically cut short when a fan, trying to be just like Hermes, limboed too low and broke his back. Feeling partly responsible, Hermes never limboed again. Even from an early age Hermes was identified as a potential bureaucrat. He was previously a 36th class bureaucrat. Hermes and LaBarbara have a son called Dwight.
Hubert J Farnsworth
#8
Phoenix Warrior
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
53
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
19
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Accurate
Safe Throw
<b>Full name:</b> Hubert J Farnsworth
<b>Age:</b> 160
<b>Job:</b> Inventor, Lecturer, P.E Founder

Professor Hubert Farnsworth is the oldest living member of The Academy of Professors. He was born in 2841. He currently owns the Planet Express delivery firm so as to fund his inventing. He also lectures at Mars University on the mathematics of quantum neutrino fields (he made up the name so no one would dare take it). He is technically 160 years old but to avoid being picked up by the sunset squad and taken to the near death star he says he is 150. Every person who lives past 160 on earth is taken there and used as an energy source in the same way people were in the film 'The Matrix' He is Fry's great (x30) nephew and has a clone called Cubert.
 
Zapp Brannigan
#9
Phoenix Warrior
MA
6
ST
3
AG
5
AV
8
R
26
B
7
P
-7
F
0
G
5
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
+AG
<b>Full name:</b> Zapp Brannigan
<b>Age:</b> unknown
<b>Job:</b> DOOP General

Zapp Brannigan is a 25 star General of the Democratic Order of Planets and has been responsible for several successful wars including a triumph of the pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula and his most famous - defeating the killbots in the octilian system. He is always accompanied on missions by his hapless assistant Kif Kroker. He also is responsible for the directive B10.81, otherwise known as Brannigans law, which prohibits the involvement with undeveloped worlds. But behind all this success and heroism is a wimp who is not very intelligent at all and who uses battle moves such as sending wave after wave of men into battle to be killed, just so the killbots would reach their preset kill limit. He slept with Leela, a fact which he constantly reminds her of.
Mom
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
21
B
38
P
4
F
0
G
21
Cp
4
In
1
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
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Skills
Block
Dodge
Side Step
<b>Full name:</b> Mom
<b>Age:</b> unknown
<b>Job:</b> Corporate Mogul

Mom is a very old but very ruthless founder and owner of Mom s friendly robot company, one of the cornerstones of it being Mom's old fashioned robot oil which is used by most robots on earth. She has three sons: Walt, Larry and Ignar. They all work for the company, helping to do her dirty work. Back during the time when Farnsworth worked for Mom's Friendly Robot Company, they had a fling which ended when Mom kept turning Farnsworth's cute inventions into mad, killing machines.
 
Walt
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
21
B
58
P
-4
F
0
G
20
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
<b>Full name:</b> Walt
<b>Age:</b> unknown
<b>Job:</b> Mom's assistant

Walt, Larry and Ignar are the offspring Mom. Walt is the most intelligent and regularly pleases his mother unlike Larry and Ignar who are picked upon by Walt a lot of the time who has a habit of slapping them.
Larry
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
17
B
37
P
16
F
0
G
20
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Kick
<b>Full name:</b> Larry
<b>Age:</b> unknown
<b>Job:</b> Mom's assistant

Walt, Larry and Ignar are the offspring Mom. Walt is the most intelligent and regularly pleases his mother unlike Larry and Ignar who are picked upon by Walt a lot of the time who has a habit of slapping them.
 
Dwight Conrad
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
12
B
4
P
6
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
<b>Full name:</b> Dwight Conrad
<b>Age:</b> unknown
<b>Job:</b> School boy/Coowner of Awesome Express

Dwight cofounded Awesome Express with Cubert. After seeing Cuberts career on the field Dwight desided that he also wanted to play Bloodbowl.
Linda
#15
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
23
B
38
P
6
F
0
G
21
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
<b>Full name:</b> Linda
<b>Age:</b> unknown
<b>Job:</b> Newsreader

Linda co-hosts the Ã2 news show with Morbo. She commonly laughs at his morbid jokes. On the surface she is a bright, chirpy presenter but what is she like in real life?