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Barbarian Silver Horde
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Mighty Blow (20k)
Genghiz Cohen, known as Cohen the Barbarian, is the Discworld's The greatest barbarian hero alive, renowned across the Disc as a doer of mighty deeds - exploits rescuing maidens, destroying the mad high priests of dark cults, looting ancient ruins, and so on.
As a result of being 87/107 (LF/IT) years old, totally bald, thin and arthritic but spry. One eye. Suffers from lumbago, backache, piles and bad digestion. Next of kin: daughter Conina, (ex)wife Bethan. Wears a set of troll teeth.
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The second most famous barbarian on the Discworld. Narcissistic. Quite intelligent for a barbarian - can use words over two syllables long.
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85 years old. Killed more than 400 men with bare hands and 2 with their bare hands.
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Genghis Cohen's daughter and barbarian hairdresser. White hair, tan. Wants to live a normal life, but the genes won't let her.
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Heroine and swordswoman. Sensible clothes, good at her job, lots of common sense.
Volf Volfssonssonssonsson is a Hublandish hero. Member of the Vasung tribe. Died in battle with the Bergunds, another Hublandish tribe, and was subsequently carried away by Valkyries after a brief encounter with Susan Death.
Balgrog hunter and legendary hero.
A hero of traditional posture and modern intellect.
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Tackle (20k)
Apprentice barbarian. Wears wooly underwear. Wants to die heroically.
Pushed around in the most deadly wheelchair in recorded history.
An honorary member of the Silver Horde and, for the most part, all of its brains. A tall stick-like man with an amiably absentminded expression and a fringe of white hair, making him look, when viewed from above, like a daisy. He wears a chain mail vest that is slightly too big for him and carries in his breast pocket three different-colored pens in a leather pocket protector. The huge scabbard strapped across his back contains, instead of a sword, a verity of scrolls and brushes. This outfit is set off with a pair of orthopedic sandals. Mr. Saveloy used to teach geography and it is to this that he owes his sobriquet - teach. On the whole, he found that membership of a gang of elderly cutthroats offered a quieter life than teaching.
I decided to give it up and make a living by the sword.'
'After being a teacher all your life?...surely...the privation, the terrible hazards, the daily risk of death....'
Mr Saveloy brightened up, 'Oh, you've been a teacher have you?'.
I've got to go and have a talk with Old Vincent... Not that there's anything wrong with him at all' he said, defiantly. 'It's just that his memory's bad. We had a bit of trouble on the way over. I keep telling him it's rape the women and set fire to the houses'
A famous brawler and hero.
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A nature god usually found haunting the deep woods of the Ramtops, in which he manifests himself as an oak tree or a flute playing half-man, half-goat figure. Thought of by many gods and people alike as a bloody nuisance and a bad practical joker, he was eventually banished from Dunmanifestin for pulling the old exploding mistletoe joke on Blind Io