Treemendous is a huge braggart who says he has better reflexes than most elves.

I would not listen to a word he says.

In fact I don't even think that's his real name.

Spooky Willow isn't really spooky at all, in fact he is a very polite and approachable treeman who likes nothing more than a nice friendly game of bloodbowl with halftime pastries.

Halfing Potter is a wizard!

Or so he says, he does own a nice hat which has to count for something.

If he is so super then why can't he pick up the ball?

He did once eat four whole trays of cupcakes though, to the annoyance of his teammates one remarkably unremarkable halftime break.

Is often seen talking to Treemendous.

Harold is the oldest halfling in the Cake Crusaders!

"In my day we didn't need Apothecary's!" he once proclaimed, when questioned if that's why that's why he's the only halfling left from his old team he refused to reply and was seen sighing pensively.