Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home.

"Don't ever think of playing politics with me, little darlin', or you'll be up way past your bedtime."

"If a cannibal used a knife and fork, would you call that progress?"

"why are you doing this?"

"you're gonna get everything you want. I just wonder if you want what you're gonna get."

"What I resent, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment. What I resent, is the ob-gyn I now have to keep on staff to keep track of your personal pap smears. What I resent, is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for all of my officers. But what I resent most of all, is the your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic shape of it offends your goddamn fragile sensibilities!"

"Yes, Command Master Chief!"

"I mean really sir, why don't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base?"


"Just treat me the same as everyone else, sir. No better, no worse. "

"(After one trainee mentions that things have changed for the better for African-Americans) Have they? So you see, O'Neil. I know where you're coming from. To them you're juts the new n***** on the block, that's all. Maybe you just moved in a little too early."

"On your belly... on your back... on your feet... on your belly... on your back... on your feet..."

" don’t know, I didn’t make it last time. I had a problem with small spaces, but as you can see, I’ve worked that out."

"I see the chief and he’s got a buttload of trouble coming our way. Stay calm and don’t get trigger happy you guys. He’s got another 30 feet, he’s drawin’ in. He’s hit, he’s hit! You’ve got to pull it now. "

"He’s hit again, he’s down."

"You got an automatic 30 second deduction. It’s called gender norming"

"I want to kill them... I want to kill the guys who made you cry like this..."

It's not so much that they hate you...

A zombie from the Chaos team: Chaotic Cheapter
Killed and raised the 10/1-05
Zombie made out of a Chaos beastman