Legendary troll hero who wrested the secret of rocks from the gods. Apparently, if you pick up a rock, it can be thrown. This knowledge was jealously guarded by the gods.

Monolith is renowned for hitting his opponent's over the head with large rocks, the second secret of rocks. In his first match he perfected the technique by flattening some Norse invading his cave.

The Goddess Who Must Not Be Named. Beautiful, with completely green eyes, she is the symbol of last desperate million-to-one chances.

Utterly mortified by his dismal performance in the match against Asen, Blind Io decided he couldn't face his fans. He has therefore taken to wearing on his many disguises while on the pitch. Wearing a wig and a padded chainmail bikini, Blind Io is now the beTrobi Lightning Goddess Alohura. Any and all comments about being in drag are answered with a fist to the head.