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Rod Farva
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Rodney Farva
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 235 lbs.
Date of birth: 12/7/70 (Pearl Harbor Day: "A day that will live in infamy.")
Years on the force: 8

Born left-handed, but in order to make him "more normal," his father tied his left arm to his body from age seven through ten. Now he's "kind of" right-handed.

Farva has been put on radio duty five times in the last two years due to anger management problems and use of excessive force against himself.

FUN FACTS: Takes great pleasure in throwing the book at marginal speeders and informing them "The Speed Limit is the SPEED LIMIT." Favorite phrase is "Penal Code."
Steve O
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Full Name: Stephen Gilchrist Glover

Nicknames: Steve O, The Cheetah

Birth Date: June 13, 1974

Sign: Gemini

Hometown: Albuquerque, New Mexico

Current Home: Los Angeles, CA

Hair: dark brown

Eyes: brown

Other Bio Bits: Steve graduated from Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College in 1997. He says the program was more like boot camp than college. "It was only eight weeks long and we trained fourteen hours every day." Out of 2000 applicants, only 33 were accepted and Steve-O was one of them. However, after graduation, only 10 were selected for the circus and this didn't include him. "Perhaps I was seen as more of an insurance risk than a clown." So he went back home to Albuquerque, New Mexico to film himself doing dangerous and stupid stunts for submission to skateboarding companies. Steve-O's relationship with Big Brother Magazine began in 1997 when they ran a side-bar article about him catching his face on fire when their Big Brother tour came through Albuquerque. In 1999 he moved from New Mexico to Florida. For six months he worked as a performer on Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines and was then offered a job at the Hanneford Family Circus as a clown. During this time he was featured in several more issues of Big Brother Magazine and even filmed a part for the Big Brother video "Boob". This is when he became involved with Jackass. He says he did all his filming for the first season of Jackass within three days. "I was able to save up all that elephant shit from the three circus elephants" he says.
 
Saddam Insane
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Me...Myself...and SADDAM

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the membrane
Plenty insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Jackie Arklöv
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Jackie Arklöv, sannolik polismördare, är nu fast. Vid gripandet hade han en större summa pengar på sig, men man vet ännu inte om det var pengar från rånet i Östergötland. Teoretiskt sett skulle det ju också kunna vara pengar som han fått fullt legalt, från svenska skattebetalare. Med Jackie är det nämligen så här:

Jackie Arklöv deltog i kriget i Bosnien, som legosoldat på den kroatiska sidan. Därvid begick han krigsförbrytelser. Inte bara dödade han flera människor i stridssituationer, i lägren Gabela och Grabovina gjorde han sig också skyldig till omfattande tortyr av muslimska fångar.

Det fanns överlevande som kunde vittna, och Jackie Arklöv dömdes i Bosnien till ett 13-årigt fängelsestraff. En fångutväxling genom Röda Korset gjorde dock att han redan efter drygt ett år (1996) kunde flygas hem till Sverige.

 
Jean Pierre Barda
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Jean-Pierre has always been a big name in gaycabaret, but his biggest achievement in life is to be the youngest (20 years old) hairdresser of the Swedish Royalty. He founded the organisation "The Royal Society of Beauty" and was responsible for the make-up and hairstyles of Army Of Lovers (but not only them, e.g. Dr. Alban).

Sigvard Marjasin
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Al Qaida Mustafa
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Wolfgang Blitzkrieg
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Piling On
 
Leif Luftwaffe
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Korean på plan
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Arcot J. "Thorny" Ramathorn
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Arcot J. "Thorny" Ramathorn
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 180 lbs.
Date of birth: 4/2/70
Years on the force: 9
Right-handed

Recipient of the Black and Decker Roto Rooter Best Shooter Award three years in a row as the best marksman among Vermont State Troopers.

FUN FACT: Coaches the log-rolling team at Spurbury Central High School
Robbie "Rabbit" Roto
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Robbie "Rabbit" Roto
Height: 6'0"
Weight: A slim 170 lbs.
Date of birth: 8/23/75
Years on the force: Rookie, Scrub, Pledge
Right-handed

No arrests yet, but plans on many in the future. Two speeding tickets issued. Three shots fired - shot at a couple of hillbillies in self-defense because they were whacked out on moonshine.

FUN FACT: Once drank a gallon of chocolate milk in one sitting.
 
Alexander Bard
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Lil´Bitch
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Jim Rönnqvist
Smeknamn: Lil´Bitch, Ol´dirty Shrimp.
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Född: 1981
Sysselsättning: Dagdrömmer på Vattenfall
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Mina laster: Alldeles för snygg stjärt! :)
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