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Har Ganeth Mentalists
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Team founder, mutinee leader and murderer of Asylum head Dr. Malek. Originally sectioned for deviant behaviour. A lot of people are suprised that Dark Elves would even section someone for deviant behaviour, but Mad Hettie likes Orcs. Hey, it isn't that bad. Only if she's killed them first.
First points came from a turn 16 block against her. Double skull/pow, both go down, only one gets up. A couple of games later she spitefully hurled <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1765615">Ungrimm Ironfist</a> of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=153661">Steam Hammers 2</a> into the Asylum crowd. They tore him to pieces.
Replacing a Blitzer who niggled in his first game (who replaced a Blitzer who niggled in his first game), Ypshin snake-eyes'd while GFI-ing into the endzone in his opening game, KO-ing himself, and confirming the loss. Got the MVP.
The Mentalists need better Blitzers.
The only surviving member of the Har Ganeth staff, Dr. Thranst saw out the mutiny thanks to a combination of cowardice (hiding from Mad Hettie) and malice (pushing fellow Doctor Jemima Roth into the rampaging mob). In short, he's the perfect Dark Elf lineman.
His increased agility can only improve his dodging/fleeing skills. Plus it means he's finally promoted from LOS fodder. He's pleased.
An uneventful career until his fifth game - an accursed match against lucky ratboys <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=679839">Servi della Gleba</a> - when he was the only Elvish player to make a mark. His desperate blocking led to the (temporary) death of one hapless rat, and the permenant RIP of thorn-in-the-Mentalists-side, the claw-addled <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1735722">Schiavus</a>.
If only it had come earlier in the game.
'Hapless' Heeb Thistle, niggled on his first skill roll and missed his next two games. As lazy as his abbreviated mental illness suggests.
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When Mandae honed his agility to a mighty 5, he should have been happy. But instead his head was filled with only fear. Now he, not Mad Hettie would be "the target". Just how long does the leaptastic Malkus have left?
Niggled by a particularly vicious <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2235759">Minotaur</a>, Mandae struggles on, his use to the team currently outweighing the potential problems his injuries cause.
But with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1754339">Dr Thranst's</a> new +ST (AG5, Leap, ST4), the vice-captain knows his days are numbered.
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As a nurse, she quickly realised that the quickest way to free up bed space was to let the patients die. A quick court case later and Nurse Hatchet was a patient herslef - at the wonderful Har Ganeth Asylum.