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Gods of Discworld
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
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Guard
The general thunder god of the Discworld. Head of all other gods. Many eyes all around the place, none in his actual face. This is the reason why he got rid of his ravens.
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
The Djelibeybian Vulture-Headed God of Unexpected Guests.
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
If you absolutely must traffic with the forces of Darkness, remember to conduct your summonings in a remote, unpopulated area. Your fellow cultists won't thank you for calling the authorities' attention to them by summoning Nylonathetep the Laddering Horror in the middle of the city. They won't thank you for calling Nylonathetep's attention to them, either.
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
A newt-like god with 52 believers. Not too smart.
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
A god of the Discworld. Not Evil, but the other side... real scary. Black, Cthulhu-like, many tentacles. His number is eight. Comes from the dawn of time. Only organization of his cult mentioned in the books -- the Young Men Reformed-Cultists-Of-Ichor-God-Bel-Shamharoth Association, also known as the Young-Men-Pagan-Association or YMPA.
The six-armed Crocodile God of Klatch. Patron of the city of Al-Khali. Also worshipped in Ephebe.
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
Block
Guard
Snake-Headed God of the Upper Djel.
The Djelibeybian Goat-Headed God of Goats.
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
The Djelibeybian dog-headed god of metalwork.
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
Block
Sure Hands
Djelibeybian Ibis-Headed God of Justice.
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Djelibeybian Cobra-headed God of Papyrus.
God of isolated cow byres.
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
The Goddess of Misunderstandings. This little known goddess was the cause of the Tsortean Wars; not, as most people believe, Elenor. Understandably not the most liked goddess, Errata wasn't invited to many weddings, one of which was Peloria and Theta's. She was not pleased, and so devised a plan for revenge. She had Neoldian forge a golden falchion with "For the Strongest" engraved on it. This caused a fight between almost 80 different war gods. Luckily Neoldian had also engraved "Batteries Not Included" on the falchion, which fortunately for Errata, caused an argument between Patina, who thought the sword was a subtly observed metaphor for the hopelessness of existence, and Cephut, who thought it was a big knife. In the end it became so heated that Astoria bribed Rhome of Tsort to steal and hide the falchion just to shut her sister up. In return, Astoria gave Elenor to Rhome and the resulting extramarital confusion blew up into the Tsortean Wars. The whole story is a parody of the Trojan War, even to the point of having people being ignorant of her role in the matter, much as Helen's role in the Trojan War is well known, but Eris' (who is not invited to a wedding, and crashes it with a golden apple saying "for the fairest", causing the female Goddesses to fight over it) is not.
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
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Strip Ball
The Crocodile-Headed God of the Lower Djel.