Olaf's preferred method of injuring is the humble knife

He often manages to sneak it onto the pitch by hiding it in his beard.

Olaf also takes on the extra responsibilty of being team captain.

Balin spends most of his time watching Bruce Lee films and tries to recreate the moves on the pitch...with varying success.

Ingot uses knuckledusters which have been permanently glued to his hand during an accident.

Viggo, of the famous Swifty family, was once the fastest Dwarf of all. However he got his leg caught in a ball and chain and now he is only as quick as most dwarven runners. No matter - now he uses the ball and chain to break peoples legs.

Kernal enjoys wielding a cricket bat. 'Its a sort of totemistic symbol,' he tells us.

Hervin is extremely proud of his long luxurious red beard.

He also enjoys the cliched used of the chainsaw in match senarios. He attempts to muffle the sound of the chainsaw by coughing loudly...even though his teammates assure him this doesn't work.

Falgon Murphy acquired his distinctive nickname not because he is good at kicking the ball but because he is good at kicking something else....and it hurts.

'it's not a stereotype,' argues Alad. Despite his obvious denial Alad knows that a Dwarf wielding an axe is awfully cliched.

Joblin has a poetic element to his killing and enjoys the macabre, machevellian use of a hanging rope when he plays.

Thorin enjoys playing cluedo and was always a fan of the lead pipe...

He has been told time and time again to not run with sharp scissors. 'It's ok', says Wablin, 'I'm not going to be running with them!'