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Dead Big Guys (PB)
In his former life Enjoyment was the designated hitman for the team "Deathgerbils Revenge". In the 158 games of his former career he caused 224 casualties, by using his Razor Sharp Claws and falling on top of people. In the end he was fouled to death by an Orc from team "Dark Breed". Our thanks go out to this brave greenskin.
As he is by far the worst player in his sort, he has been chosen to serve as captain on the team, simply because he deserves the worst of the punishment.
Helium was a St6 Troll before he was put out of his misery, fouled to death by the Necromantic player of "Rotten Crew", after playing 104 matches on a dp laden Goblin team.
Picachu joins his former teammate Enjoyment as a Wight. Having played a s a minotaur on one the worst killer teams of all times this guy has a lot to learn. Even though he only played only 69 games on the team, his 128 casualties make him the second worst Big Guy (deceased) on Fumbbl.
Finally Pikachu was killed by a clean block ( oh jusice can be lovely) in a game vs the chaos of "Dominated by Instinct"
Another St6 Troll brought back to serve as a blitzer. The casualty rates for this player soared after he had learned to just fall on top of blocking victims.
Honorable mention for his demise goes to another Orc team: "Cripple Peak Gargants".
O what excitement!!
One of the most abominable big guys in Fumbbl history has done us a favor by dying during the purebowl tournament. This has allowed us to recruit Zuccini, the 2nd best (or worst for that matter) blocker ever on Fumbbl to join the Dead Big Guys as a replacement ghoul.
This freak made 243 casualties in his career, admittedly they were mostly little stunty guys,but what a score! As punishment for this he will serve a probably short career as an AV7 guy without regen or apot and made to run with the ball a lot.
Let's see how you like being the hunted for a while!
This kind of guy is what it's all about: A minotaur with Razor Sharp Claws.
Having played in the era with new "Piling On" rules he needed to use mutations to rack up the casualties as he has.
He was finally fouled to death by Chaos Halfling "side, why take sides?" from the "Mercy Killers", and a mercy killing it was indeed.
Another Razor Sharp Clawed Minotaur sent to learn how to play ball. In this case the culprit must have realized what he was doing was wrong. He decided to commit suicide by trying to GFI. Not for a noble cause like scoring a touchdown, but trying to block a snotling who fouled him.
Can we have a round of applause for Private Punishment?
Our first kroxigor. This guy made a living by piling on to little stunties. Tsk, tsk. Private Punishment met his fate when he was killed on a blitz by Beast of Nurgle "Dr. Jekyll" from team "Den Lille Doktor". Nice to know fact here was that said Beast was also holding the ball at the time, having caught it while scattering.
Sometimes the hunter become the hunted. As a Razor Sharp Clawd Rat Ogre on a Skaven team Ben made his living by killing elves. In the end he got killed on a clean block by elf lineman "Hexer", who just wanted to demonstrate that killing can also be achived without piling on/MB/RSC.
All hail Hexer!
Aubergine plays on the team that is still home to Zucchini, another player we would love to add to our ranks. Aubergine was killed by another Big Guy. So we will mention his name, but not honorably: Bigboumbadaboum.
Zucchini: Please regard this as a standing invitation to get rid of your injuries and become an injury free zombie.
This might be offensive to the woodie teams in the league, but we have also included a treeman. In our defense, this Treeman made his living killing little guys on a fairy team, not taking punches to protect elves.
He got killed in the most horrible way. A turn 32 crowd invasion:P
At the end of our top 10 list we still did not have an Ogre. Still, these stupid hulks have had the nerve to start their own race!! Therefore we decided to include the worst dead Ogre blocker scum in our team as well.
He was fouled to death by Orc Lineman Frogwart Fnobs.
M'horg the minotaur is punished doubly. He is forced to retain his misspelled name from his earlier career, forever making people wander how drunk his daddy was when his name was added to the cattle list.
We ow a debt of gratitude for killing this St6 mino to Deathgerbils Revenge. Hmmm, perhaps this is working out wrong. He was fouled to death by Beastman Harmony in the second half, after his coach had used the apot to save from being BH (by another foul) in turn 8 of the first half.
So for a very brief moment, Deathgerbils Revenge actually made the world a better place.
This Dark Elf lineman was so impressed by the vast array of legendary scum he was facing, that he decided it would be nice and evil to desert his team and join the dead big guys as a zombie.